That Guy
(专辑: Space Vampires Vs. Zombie Dinosaurs In 3D - 2011)
[That Guy:] Hey, you're "Beer Is Good", right? [Rob:] Heh. Well, actually, my name is Rob [That Guy:] Hell yeah, beer is good man! I
love that there beer song, but Hey! Come on man, sing it for me! Right now! [Rob:] What? N-no, not here... II [That Guy:] Oh, come on man! Come on, sing it for me! You know the
words! "Beer is good, beer is good, beer is good!" [Rob:] ...and stuff... [That Guy:] Whoo! Yeah! Hell yeah, beer is good, man! Hey man, I'll tell you what, I'm a
bit of a
beer connoisseur myself! What kind of beers you like? [Rob:] Well, um, I
like imports... uh, darker beers like Killian's, Newcastle [That Guy:] Well, I
ain't never done heard of any of those beers, but I
tell you that, I
really like the, uh, Natty Light, the
Keystone, the, uh, Milwaukee's Best... say, you ever heard of PBR? [Rob:] ...yeah, I
have. [That Guy:] Yeah, man, I
dunno what it stands 'fer, I
just know that that's what I've always called it. But I
tell you, this one time, I
was drinking some of that there PBR while cutting the
lawn, and there was this damn tree I
kept running over with the
damn tractor! Well, that damn tractor kept stalling on me and I
didn't see a
dent on it... 'course on the
count that I
was so drunk so the
next time it went out on me, I
stuck my hand up in that sum'bitch anyways, and before I
knew it WHAM! I
lost my damn fingers! Well, I
was so drunk and frunk from drinking nothing but the
damn PBR, so I
just kept mowing that damn tree trunk. 'Bout twenty minutes later, this guy came up...