Loathe Thy Neighbor
(专辑: IV: Revenge Of The Vengeance - 2014)
Picture an elderly lady peeking through her blinds You wave her a
friendly hello while she glares with judging eyes Her glasses held by chains on pointy 1960s frames They help her see your faults as she's squinting with disdain A
retired English teacher with an overwhelming fragrance Still alive, too stubborn to die And death don't have the
patience She has more cats than children by an order of magnitude And whenever she loses at bingo she takes it out on you "Oh, hello. Good afternoon Ms. Bendersnatch, I
really like your dress. Wonderful weather we're having today, isn't it?" Calls the
cops on her rotary phone Every time you try to mow the
lawn Close your blinds, lock your doors (evil wench) I
mind my business, now you mind yours (nosy bitch) Keep to yourself and stay off my grass (cranky hag) Now get off my porch and get off my ass (yeah) Get off my ass, go back inside Stay in your home, leave me alone Imagine a
jerk in his 40s in front of the
broke down house that he rents Not all that bright, chugging Natural Light Flicking cigarette butts over your fence Screaming all day at his beat up truck That he always fails to repair More stains on his shirt than teeth in his mouth And he doesn't seem to care A
former high school quarterback With delusions of long past glory Blasts 80s crap from his Pontiac As he tells you his whole life story He parks and blocks my driveway Then dumps his cup of tobacco spit Setting fireworks off after midnight? I'm about to lose my SHHHH-...temper "Hey man, can I
borrow your weed-whacker? I
got piss-drunk last night, woke up this morning and for some reason mine's on the
dang roof" Mows his lawn at 2
AM (I shit you not) He likes me but I
hate him Deadbeat Dad, he doesn't pay child support He looks like Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force (Hehehe) Close your blinds, lock your doors (fucking hick) I
mind my business now you mind yours (stupid douche) Keep to yourself and stay off my grass (eat a
dick) Now get off my porch and get off my ass Get off my ass, go back inside Stay in your home, leave me alone [Knocks] "Hello, who's unsightly trailer is this? It must be removed." "Well, it's OUR trailer in OUR driveway." "It diminishes property value of this prestigious community and will not be tolerated." "Dude..uh sir, this lady's cat shits in our flower-bed, this guy flicks cigarette on our lawn and YOU'RE worried about a
trailer. Next you're gonna complain about our bird house." "Ahhh, thank you for bringing this matter to our attention. Your inferior birdhouse isn't properly sunk. You have brought forth the
full discontent of the
Home Owners Association Socialist Party. The
birdhouse will have to be....eliminated." We all hate the
HOA All the
homes ,
they look the
same The
mortgage states the
house belongs to me You need to chill the
fuck out And get off of my property "Quit changing the
channel on my television set, I
know it was you. I
saw you through my blinds." [indecipherable talking and screaming] "Shut up!" Some are so friendly but some of them are enemies Makes me neurotic And keeps me on guard Battling those neighbors with Tolerant diplomacy tempts me to empty my bleach on their yard I
pour bleach on your yard I
spelled "BITCH" on your lawn That's right, FUCK your grass Loathe thy neighbor "I can't nap with that mowing racket day and night."