Out In Space
(专辑: King Of The Moon - 2023)
MoonRock, the
future of moon mining technology Do you ever think about the
future? All of the
exciting new technology The
terrifying wonder of humanity (You know, there are many exciting career opportunities out in space) Seems like everybody has debt these days Have you thought about how you might get that paid Opportunity is waiting for you Out in space There's lots of jobs on the
moon You could pay off those student loans You won't keep pushing a
broom You could be a
president or CEO Out in space! Fortunes every day out in space! Explore the
frontier out in space! Things are probably fine out in space! Nouveau gold rush out in space! The
end of history out in space! Freedom is alive out in space! The
answers that you need are out in space! You don't want to stay down here on Earth Radiation in the
air and the
dirt Microplastics in the
drinking water Commies brainwashing our entrepreneurs You can travel to space Meet new people See the
stars Experience life And get paid the
whole time! Yes, that's what you get when you sign an indefinite term work contact with MoonRock the
industry leader in moon mining operations Listen, nobody's perfect, right? If you could change anything that you like About yourself, moving to the
moon can help you (Do you wanna see a
free movie, kid?) It's about space! Make your mom proud every day! Just sign, I
wouldn't lead you astray! You can even own your own place! Find god or whatever out in space! I
hope you know you're gonna get laid! Infinite happiness awaits! Unconditional love out in space! Out in space! Finally control your own fate! No free handouts it's a
race! Work is freedom no escape! I'll tell you what I'm told about space! It's a
living to recruit the
human race! I've never really been up to the
base! 10 sign-ups a
day out to space! Welcome to the
album, what you've just witnessed is our hero, Push, being wooed into immigrating to the
moon by a
smooth talking recruiter for a
lunar mining company called MoonRock. What could go wrong with that. So he signed a
contract without reading it, packed his bags, and boarded the
first United Industries ship to the
moon to work on the
final frontier. Aboard the
ship, as he looks out at the
universe, he begins to contemplate the
fortune, fame, and reputation he's sure to acquire as one of the
first humans to boldly move to a
colony... out in space.