O Metaknight: A Kirby Carol

(专辑： Random Encounters: Season 2 - 2012)

"Twas the night before Christmas
And all through Dream Land...
There was no sign of Santa
For he had vacation plans..."

"'Our Christmas is ruined!'
There were shouts; there were tears
And Christmas, it seemed
Was quite cancelled this year..."

"But then who did spring forth
Just to set it all right?
Why that jolly old... thing...
They call 'St. Meta Knight!'"

O Meta Knight!
Warp stars are brightly shining!
He'll fly through the night, and he'll do it without a sleigh!

"Vengeance is mine,"
He shouts, his eyes a-twinkle!
He'll eat your sweets, then he'll bludgeon your behind!

He'll slice your things like a Christmas ham for dinner!
He'll swoop from the sky like a steely-masked, no-face bat!

Fall on your knees
Because you won't have any legs!

He'll fix your lights (well, he might...)
That Meta Knight, he's so polite
Go back to sleep tonight
Before he tans your ugly hide!

You might call him insane
But then he'll crack your ribs in twain!

Look! Up in the sky!
A shadow flyeth over!
It's Meta Knight, on his way to break your nose!

Give him your fruit cakes!
(Tomatoes are fruits also!)
Don't incur his wrath, or he'll chop your butt in half!

Behold his cape: it can fly and switch dimensions!
Beware his glare, 'cause it's banned at Smash conventions!

Late, while you're asleep
He comes and goes without a peep

He'll break and enter
(Your renter's
Insurance plan won't cover that.)
At night, he'll light
Menorahs, too
If you're a Jew

So Hark! He stands alone
Against bad gifts from parts unknown!

And when he sees your tree
He'll trim it up for free!
O Meta Knight! O Meta Knight!

He's here this Christmas!
(Please don't miss us)
O Meta Knight! O Meta Knight!