Why Not Wii U?
(专辑: Random Encounters: Season 3 - 2013)
There's a
small shiny box from Nintendo! And it's $300 brand new! (That's pretty affordable!) If you love online play, and hate Friend Codes, (I kinda do...) Then take a
second: ask yourself, "Why not Wii U?" "I heard the
gamepad has rechargeable batteries!" "You betcha!" "And it's backwards compatible?" "Sure is!" "And it can make you coffee, change your pants, and fly?" "... All at the
same time!" "I think he was joking..." "Could be an upgrade!" It's got 8
Gigabytes /
Double screens Basic disk space, /
means fun on the
go! Or invest /
Play from bed! In Deluxe /
In the
bath! For 32! /
It's true! ("Now that sounds great!") It's got NFC, /
It's got microphones Plus HD graphics! /
And gyroscopes! So go on, ask yourself again /
So go on! Choose "Why not" Wii U? /
Wii U! 'Cause you'll play Batman and Rayman /
Touch screen, WiiWare! And Pikmin, Assassins, /
e-Shop games are Call of Duty, Ninja Gaiden /
Just some features Too! / I
can name! (And ZombieU!) NintendoLand is pretty dope, /
Miiverse, Camera Or stick with Super Mario /
Rumble pad! And plus, third party support's Stealing the
show! /
Been pretty rad! / A
major coup! It's the
gaming machine /
It's renowned! It's esteemed! Of the
ages! /
It's impressive! (It's stupendous!) It's a
triumph of tech, /
It's got accolades Say reviews! /
Out the
wazoo! (That's true!) Pass up PS3! /
It's my professional advocation Turn down 360! /
that you skip on PlayStation! Why not /
If you /
(I will) Adopt Wii U! "I'll take one!"