E3: The Musical
(专辑: Random Encounters: Season 4 - 2014)
Here in L.A., we once a
year have a
day Where all the
games that we play are shown! New shiny tech is all around, and I
suspect That, for geeks, it's a
week of wonder When you attend E3. It's that time which I
dread, When I
wish that I
was dead... Every geek, dweeb and dork is in my way! Crowds of nerds pack en masse They smell like armpits and ass Emble in lines far to long to play! Every game that I
try, Simply makes me want to die. "Cutting edge and next gen," The
spokesmen say. I
don't need a
new controller, Add-ons fill my soul with dolor And I
never like a
single night's soiree! Each exhibit's so exciting! There's free stuff all around! The
booth babes simply sweep me off my feet! I'll play every single system, Games both unknown and renowned... Every day's full of awe and wonder When you attend E3! Nothing here's impressive! The
B.O.'s oppresive! The
fanboys are obsessive you see All these games... (Registration! Presentation!) Look the
same... (Demonstration! Education!) This whole show's (Innovation! Simulation!) Super lame! (Application! Acclamation!) Here at E3... (This game is dull and broken...) Our gaming future's waiting! (I'd like to use Hadoken) Come and you'll see... (Cash-ins and sequels...) What all the
world's creating! (Clearly this Equals) You'll have the
best time ever... (You'll have the
worst time ever...) When you attend E3! (When you attend E3!)