Resident Enis Monster Gulch: So Awful At All

(专辑： Random Encounters: Season 6 - 2016)

Cheer up, Enis. No need to feel so sad.
So chin up, Enis. It's really not so bad!
And just between us, there's still a million ways
To put that grin back on your face...

Imagine the floor is hot lava,
And not just a hot bed of fleas!
Pretend that this blood stain's a painting,
And that we're heisting a fine masterpiece!

Make believe that this creepy inscription
Show's a passageway built in the wall!
It's not easy to see, but kid, take it from me,
That this place isn't so awful at all!

This isn't a mold-ridden sofa;
It's a pony named Buckaroo Jones!
And here's a Shakespearean actor
Who looks like a pile of bones!

This isn't a chamber for torture;
It's a spot to drink tea with our dolls!
Pretend this thing's a grenade
-that was actually a grenade
-but hey, this isn't a waffle at all!

This place may be smelly and scary,
And it may be the last place we see,
But I know that for sure there is one certain cure
To endure it all, take it from me!

This place really reeks like an outhouse,
And really has mildew to spare!
I'm really creeped out by these portraits,
And I really wouldn't sit in that chair!

The food in the fridge is expired;
Something's dripping halfway down the hall...
Let's pretend it's a pool! Oh yeah! That would be cool!
This really isn't so awful at all!

A puppet show made out of curtains!
A three player role playing game!
Extreme indoor racing! Fine wine and cheese tasting!
I still think it's pointless and lame

Imagine we're all in a swordfight
-with garbage instead of real swords!
I'd like to pretend we're a rock band,
But it's clear that we don't know any chords.

Pretend that that shadow's a giant,
Not a guy who's been there all along!
Weren't it all in our heads, we would prob'bly be dead,
But this place isn't so awful at all!