Goose On Holiday
(专辑: Random Encounters: Season 10 - 2020)
Is this somebody's stool? Cause I
need it! What a
fine looking fruit Guess I'll eat it! Were you using this pipe? Well, it's mine now! Will it bug you if I
Take your sign down? I
think I'll take This rusty rake And once I
break your old broom They'll both go into the
lake! It'd be a
shame If someone came Along and threw off your aim Hey, mate, it's only a
game! Look, here's the
gist: My evil list Consists of ways to cause mayhem And put pants in a
twist! The
folks I've goosed Have now deduced That since they locked me away The
geese have come home to roost! You'd better lock your gates and hide your lingerie From your friendly bird of prey Because the
goose is loose and here for fowl play I'm a
goose on holiday! Hey, that radio's nice And I
want it! Lovely ribbon you've got I'ma flaunt it! This harmonica needs Me to tune it! That's a
beautiful rose Time to prune it! Hear that crash? It's your trash Oh, I'll be back in a
flash To make you waste all your cash! I'm in your hedge! Got any veg? You seem a
little on edge Don't hit your hand with your sledge! Hey, here's a
tip: Try not to trip Your shoes can go for a
dip All while I
give you the
slip! I'm here to seize Your ham and cheese I
may just get you all wet And then escape with your keys! I
hope you come enjoy my manic matinee! Starring me, your Bird of Prey! That's right, the
goose is loose and causing quite the
fray While I'm here on holiday! Went to pour me a
pint But you stole it! And my football's been knicked! Where'd you roll it? Half my garden is gone Cause you plucked it! And hit me straight on the
head With this bucket! You can run! You can hide! But we'll be right on your tail And we're all fit to be tied! Yeah, you can honk! And you can flap! Well, I
can eat you for lunch For making off with me cap! You broke my fence! Ransacked the
pub! You trashed the
TV boutique! And left a
hole in my shrub! You smashed my vase! Untied my shoes! We've come to take back our stuff And then get rid of this goose! That's nice, but (So stay away!) I'm not sure I
(Go on! Be off with you, okay?) Properly conveyed (We're very done with you today!) I'm a
bird, a
(You've caused us all so much dismay!) Bird of prey! Too late (No poppycock! Back to your bay!) The
goose is loose (Do you hear anything we say?) And likely here to stay (Enough of this absurd display!) On extended (It's time to make the
poultry pay!) Holiday!