God Of War: The Musical
(专辑: Random Encounters: Season 10 - 2020)
I'm the
God of War! Killed pantheons galore! Those wimps atop Olympus And their allies are no more! I
have slain them where they stand Now I'm known throughout the
land As a
titan-killing, blood-spilling Mighty God of War! I'm the
God of War A
champion of Yore! I
slay a
lot and weigh a
lot All muscle, though, I'm sure! I
have climbed the
highest peak One that dwarves those that are Greek All those gods you slew? I
killed them, too Cause, I'm the
God of War! I'm the
God of War Of blood and guts and gore! I've killed a
million villains Yes, you've mentioned that before All my enemies are dead Once or twice, we've kept the
head I'm the
famously And shamelessly Vindictive God of War! I
raized all of Rhodes and Atlantis! I
set free every cursed Valkyrie! No oracle, elf, or enchantress Stands a
chance in a
battle with me! I
have braved Charon's docks Broken oaths and shattered locks To unseal Pandora's box All on my own! I
see no use in pointless bragging Though last week, I
killed a
dragon Placed its head beside the
helms Of fallen foes from all nine realms I've beaten gods both Greek and Borse A
few you haven't met of course And shouted myself hoarse while calling "Boy!" I'm the
God of War With quite the
bloody lore! I
killed dozens of my cousins And I
thrashed the
sons of Thor! I've left every earthly beast Badly wounded or deceased You're a
crusty, old, domesticated Angsty, over-compensated Muffin-topped, debilitated God of War!