Fuck You Elmo

(专辑： Searching For Strawberries: The Story Of Jongo Bongo - 2023)

You can't be serious man
You cannot be serious
That ball was on the line
The chalk flew up
It was clearly in
How can you possibly call that out?

Take that smug little smile off your adorable fucking face
The fame's gotten to your head man
What you think, you can just come in here and run the place?
Counter to what you think pal
This ain't "Elmo's World"
You don't know any rappers man
And you damn sure can't get no girls
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la, Elmo's song sucks
You bubble bathing rubber ducky bitch
You're a has-been, it was luck
You ever heard of a dentist?
You little red menace
Shut your pie-hole
I'm tryna play tennis

Fuck you Elmo (Fuck you Elmo)
Go swallow a pint of wasabi
Fuck you Elmo (Fuck you Elmo)
I'm not tickled one bit kemosahbee
Fuck you Elmo (Fuck you Elmo)
Fuck you Elmo (Fuck you Elmo)

That is a penalty sir
I'm here for the people's protection
This is your last warning
Next time's an automatic ejection

You cannot be serious!

Oh you think that's funny buddy?
Hope you had a real good laugh
Even though you're a foot and a half tall
I'm still gonna break your ass in half
You're having a good time up there
Yeah giggling, gallivanting?
While I'm down, here Isner Mahut'ed
Man, I'm panting

I'd rather stick needles in my ears than
Hear that ghetto falsetto
The whole third-person shtick is so passé
You ain't as cool as the Geico gecko
I repeat, I repeat
This ain't Sesame Street
Hey ref, how did they let riff-raff like this
Get box seats?

Fuck you Elmo (Fuck you Elmo)
Go swallow a pint of wasabi
Fuck you Elmo (Fuck you Elmo)
I'm not tickled one bit kemosahbee
Fuck you Elmo (Fuck you Elmo)
Fuck you Elmo (Fuck you Elmo)