The Streak
(专辑: 20 Comedy Hits - 1995)
[Reporter:] Hello, everyone, this is your action news reporter with all the
news that is news across the
nation, on the
scene at the
supermarket. There seems to have been some disturbance here. Pardon me, sir, did you see what happened? [Witness:] Yeah, I
did. I's standing overe there by the
tomaters, and here he come, running through the
pole beans, through the
fruits and vegetables, nekkid as a
jay bird. And I
hollered over t' Ethel, I
said, "Don't look, Ethel!" But it's too late, she'd already been incensed. [Chorus:] Here he comes, look at that, look at that There he goes, look at that, look at that And he ain't wearing no clothes Oh yes, they call him the
Streak (Look at that, look at that) Fastest thing on two feet (Look at that, look at that) He's just as proud as he can be Of his anatomy He going give us a
peek Oh, yes, they call him the
Streak (Look at that, look at that) He likes to show off his physique (Look at that, look at that) If there's an audience to be found He'll be streaking around Inviting public critique [Reporter:] This is your action news reporter once again and we're here at the
gas station. Pardon me, sir, did you see what happened? [Witness:] Yeah, I
did. I's just in here gettin my car checked, he just appeared out of the
traffic. Come streaking around the
grease rack there, didn't have nothing on but a
smile. I
looked in there, and Ethel was getting her a
cold drink. I
hollered, "Don't look, Ethel!" But it was too late. She'd already been mooned. Flashed her right there in front of the
shock absorbers. [Chorus:] He ain't crude, look at that, look at that He ain't lewd, look at that, look at that He's just in the
mood to run in the
nude Oh, yes, they call him the
Streak (Look at that, look at that) He likes to turn the
other cheek (Look at that, look at that) He's always making the
news Wearing just his tennis shoes Guess you could call him unique [Reporter:] Once again, your action news reporter in the
booth at the
gym, covering the
disturbance at the
basketball playoff. Pardon me, sir, did you see what happened? [Witness:] Yeah, I
did. Half time, I's just going down thar to get Ethel a
snow cone. And here he come, right out of the
cheap seats, dribbling, right down the
middle of the
court. Didn't have on nothing but his PF's. Made a
hook shot and got out through the
concessions stand. I
hollered up at Ethel, I
said, "Don't look, Ethel!" But it was too late. She'd already got a
free shot. Grandstanding, right there in front of the
home team. [Chorus:] Oh, yes, they call him the
Streak (Look at that, look at that) The
fastest thing on two feet (Look at that, look at that) He's just as proud as he can be Of his anatomy He's gonna give us a
peek [Witness:] Here he comes again. Who's that with him? Ethel? Is that you, Ethel? What do you think you're doin'? You git your clothes on! [Chorus:] Oh, yes, they call him the
Streak (Look at that, look at that) He likes to show off his physique (Look at that, look at that) If there's an audience to be found He'll be streaking around Inviting public critique Ethel! Where you goin'? Ethel, you shameless hussy! Say it isn't so, Ethel! Ethelllllll!!!