Bad Little Boy
(专辑: Ray Stevens Christmas: Through A Different Window - 1997)
Thanksgiving is all over and my dad put up the
tree Looks like a
merry Christmas for everyone but me 'Cause I
ain't getting nothing this Christmas Not even one little toy They say I
ain't getting nothing at all this Christmas 'Cause I've been a
bad little boy My mommy screamed when she found my pet gerbil In my little baby sister's basinette They say my little baby sister has a
soft spot in her Head But I
haven't found it yet And dad yelled just 'cause I
took the
riding mower For a
little trip down to the
candy store And my big brother Brett, boy did he get upset When I
told mom about the
magazines in his bottom Drawer So, I
ain't getting nothing this Christmas And last christmas I
was everybody's pride and joy But they say I
ain't getting nothing at all this Christmas 'Cause I've been a
bad little boy I
was hoping I
might get a
chemistry set or a
Motorcycle Or something like that But that's before I
used Brett's model rocket set And made an astronaut out of Miss Wilcox's cat Stupid cat If he'da just held on tight like I
told him I
wouldn'a had to super glue his little paws to the
Rocket Yeah, if he'da just been still like I
told him He wouldn'a thrown the
rocket off course And he wouldn'a landed in Butch the
bull dog's back Yard Stupid cat But did the
cat get in trouble? No! But Hey, I
ain't getting nothing this Christmas Not even one little toy They all say I
ain't getting nothing this Christmas 'Cause I've been a
bad little boy Oh, my grandma had to go to the
hospital Yeah, but don't worry, she's not really sick She just had a
little trouble walking for awhile After I
showed her my Power Ranger kick So, I
ain't getting nothing this Christmas Not from mom or dad or brett or Grandma They all say I
ain't getting nothing at all this Christmas But they don't know my grandpa! My grandpa'd give me anything I
want I
bet "Boys will be boys," that's what Grandpa says "Lighten up bill, he's just a
little kid!" My grandpa calls my dad "Bill!" I
just hope my grandpa doesn't find out Who took his Great Big Bertha golf clubs though It's true what they say about the
Great Big Bertha I
can hit a
rock farther with a
Great Big Bertha Than with any of my dad's golf clubs Even with the
big dents I
put in it That rock just goes and goes One rock went through Miss Wilcox's window Wish it'da hit that stupid cat I
hate that cat