The Global Warming Song
(专辑: We The People - 2010)
Now, here we have two real pioneers Embarking upon a
new career Capitalizing on this "Global Warming" hype Yeah, they're the
one's who brought you the
left-handed hammer And tried to market a
recycled pamper; You could say the
Gullible Brothers have always been the
entrepreneurial type But this next hare-brained Gullible venture Could be earmarked as the
major clincher As to whether or not they'll be living it up in their retirement age They put all they had into one bankroll Bought a
bunch of land down at the
South Pole Eagerly awaiting the
impending doom of "Climate Change!" Hee, hee! Thereby being in the
catbird seat in the
new Florida! And I'm all for working hard To keep this planet clean But man-made Global Warming just don't make no sense to me But if you insist on buying into this media false alarm I
know a
couple of guys who wheel 'n' deal in frozen farms! Hee, hee, hee! "Next up on the
Real Estate Show we have the
Gullible Brothers Live via satellite from the
East Coast of Antarctica Hello, boys, are you on the
line?" "Y-y-yeah, Hi, I'm B-Barry-v-very Gullible, and this is my y-younger brother J-J-Justis Gullible, thanks for having us on the
s-sh-show." "You bet. What actually do you have available in the
way of land?" "W-we-well, we got this beautiful-beautiful homesites available, ocean f-front once the
i-i-ice m-melts a
little bit, you should brr-r-r-r, Gosh it's cold. And we got some b-be-beautiful f-farms more inland, soon's we lose about forty feet of this snow... huh, huh, Oh, Lord!" And I'm all for working hard To keep this planet clean But man-made Global Warming just don't make no sense to me But if you insist on buying into this media false alarm I
know a
couple of guys who wheel 'n' deal in frozen farms! Hee, hee, hee! "Well, boys, what's the
weather like down there? Sounds cold!" "W-w-we-well, it's n-not too bad... S-say, sixty two below at the
m-mo-moment, wind chill's a
h-hunderd below... But spirits are hi-high, we been told it's definitely gonna rise in a
few, few, little while... it's uh... Record s-seven feet of snow... B-but Al Gore said it's gonna be OK. Oh, Lord! Justis, run! H-he-here comes a
P-po-polar Bear! Aggghhhhh!" And I'm all for working hard To keep this planet clean But man-made Global Warming just don't make no sense to me But if you insist on buying into this media false alarm I
know a
couple of guys who wheel 'n' deal in frozen farms! Hee, hee, hee! "Well, we'd just to thank the
Gullibles for joining us today. Barry Gullible, any last words for those who may be looking to relocate once the
rest of the
world floods?" "A-a-ah, w-well, b-r-r-rrr! Ah-h-hh-hhhh, ch-h-h-h-hhhh b-r-r-rrrr!" "Oh, my goodness! OK, Justis, how about you?" "E-e-er-rrrr, b-rr-r-rr-rrrr, ch-h-hh-h-hhhh, I
cain't feel my feet!"