Can't Wait
(专辑: Dare Iz A Darkside - 1994)
[radio crackles as it's tuned] ".. possibly a
lot of rain this afternoon, with thunderstorms. Highs in the
mid 80's, and lows about 75 degrees. It's 11:30 A.M. on WFDS, "We're From the
DarkSide" radio. This is Dave Rock'n'Reel, as we take a
caller. Caller, you're on the
air." [Roz] Yeah yeah yeah! This is Roz from Newark. And I
wanna hear that song by Redman, "Can't Wait." That song the
BOMB yo! "You got it. Comin from the
DarkSide radio, this is Can't Wait." [Redman] Whooooooo! Yo yo yo, comin to you live smokin mad Phillies with my niggaz from the
Hooterville section And all my niggaz from the
[?] section, word is bond Somebody said Jamaica Queens in this motherfucker I
don't give a
fuck! We gon' set it off like this Jersey in the
fuckin hid-ouse, [?] [Verse One] I'm like RRRAHHH RRRAHHHH, like I
had cerebral palsy My flows be's wet like all you girls drawers be Crack the
Phils, spread the
buddha then the
hidash Roll it up and then ask, who chipped in for the
ten bag? Et cetera, I
roll my blunts with two textures Pick up fifty bags and then I
smoke all the
extras It's the
truth, like vodk' one-eighty proof Don't drop your drawers, I'll fuck through your daisy dukes (true!) Put your fingers up in the
air if you're high (hiiigh) I
walk by (byyyy) so eff a
drive (byyyy) I
swing a
[?] batting average as half as good as Reggie Jackson's that's why you talk backwards Enough; chumps be on some Bogart shit like Humphrey You couldn't beat me if you ran with 21 Jump Street Or 90210, fuck it yo In the
movies I'm the
nigga puffin buddha in the
back row [Chorus: x8] I
can't wait to get it on [Verse Two] I'm just a
smokey boy, I'm from the
Land of the
Lost You can't see me like Charlie Angels' boss; I'm often coolin 'round the
blid-docks, I
rock round the
clid-dock My glid-dock cocked, from here to 16th and Len-nox Ask Roger Thomas if I'm gettin scopic I
was milk like two tits, now I'm butter like Blue Bonnet Now who got the
funk? (We got the
funk!) Ay ay aiyyo well I
got the
weed! (We got the
blunts!) I
never sniffed; I
used to puff woolies in a
jam Back in eighty-eight, when it was twenties to the
gram Bizzail, you couldn't feel me in braille, hell I
write my names on walls in smoke spots when I'm buyin L
the
fly guy with the
Force like Luke Sky' Down for a
[?] bitch if you're fly The
Funkadelic, been rockin mics since the
fourth grade I
Terminate like X
and I
Terminate like Schwarzeneg' Dum-de-dum, rock like Buju Banton Soup like won ton, funk by the
tons, to rumps PLEASE! My whole crew is makin cheese Tonight's the
night baby, so suck up on these and it's on [Chorus] [Verse Three] I
said I, catch the
A-train, to the
left Smoke the
choc', I
set shit off like Boba Fett Big up to all my niggaz in the
housin projects I'm runnin up in ya continue to split your guts GRAB THE RAIL, if you get scared of my lines when I
rock well Got Whit's like Pernell, shit's the
bomb like Ak'nel Rickety rocket, mind deep as the
Loch Ness Waste niggaz like toxic, wet like galoshes Can I
handle my biz? (Yes you can!) I
cause Chaos, and bring a
lot of Def to Jams Yes I
can; now act stupid I'll pop the
trunk Ka-KLUNK, now give me a
ba-bump, BA-BUMP Oooh cool, smooth like two blue suede shoes Y'all faggots slept on my Hoffman [?] and Kools Word to Dan Tan Pillow and Cool B
Switchin speeds like Bruce Lee ridin up Fuji in a
movie I
drop it on the
one, fuck the
two-three Funky like a
box of coochies on loose leaf Yo yo, I
said.. Switchin up speeds, like Bruce Lee, ridin up Fuji, in a
movie Heh, I
be sayin some shit! Now.. if you didn't get it.. Laugh now.. and then figure the
shit out when you get home!