Valerie

(专辑： Bad Shave - 1995)

Burnt off every calorie making love to Valerie
I gave her all my salary so why won't she marry me?
Oh Valerie, you're like a gallery
My little cart of modern art
Oh Valerie, I'm such a dote
Marry me, Valerie

I'll be your pony
If you'll be my Valerie
Giddy up, away, loneliness
Please, will you marry me?
Oh valerie, will you marry me?
Please say you will

Oh Valerie, you're like a gallery
My little cart of modern art
Oh Valerie, I'm such a goat
Hang me with your rope

Valerie, Valerie

I know I can be a bit of a tart sometimes
But I'll give you my heart for my crimes
So please, Valerie, be my blowpipe
And I'll be your poison dart

Oh Valerie, you're like a gallery
My little cart of modern art
Oh Valerie, I'm such a dote
Marry me, Valerie