Elf Creep
(专辑: Christmas Madness - 2013)
I'm an elf, a
Santa's helper, you see I
keep watch While he's down the
chimneys And one night, I
saw something so pretty That I
I, I
I
went through the
window And I
I
I
hid in the
shadows My, my My heart beat crescendoed High, high And I
saw a... girl For twenty years, I
keep going on back (back, back) I
pay the
reindeer to keep it under the
wraps I'm not a
stalker (I promise) I'm just a
real big fan High, high I
went through the
window And I
I
I
hid in the
shadows My, my My heart beat crescendoed Ah, ah I
just stood there Oh how I
loathe How Christmas comes Then Christmas goes And I'm all alone Left in my head Are images Three-hundred-sixty-four more days Until I'm watching her... sleep I'm such an elf... creep The
time has come The
night is here All the
best lines and poems I've rehearsed and rehearsed for years I
woke her up and said 'sugar, don't you fear' She screamed so loud she busted the
drums In my pointy Spock ears I
ran out Out, out I
ran out the
window And how, how Her screams sorely echoed Now, now I'm banned for life from hot cocoa But it's fine, yeah it's fine Cause she knows that I
exist She knows She knows that I
exist She knows She knows that I
exist She knows She knows that I
exist She knows She knows that I
exist