If We All Die Tomorrow

If we all die tomorrow then you heard it here first
I'm the master of disaster
The best at fearing the worst

If we all die tomorrow then I'm taking my time
I've got a river to deliver then I'm having some wine

If we all die tomorrow then it's been a blast
And if you're feeling kinda blue love then at least it won't last
If we all die tomorrow it's quite sad in a way
But hey you've got a parking ticket that you don't have to pay

If we all die tomorrow then I'm planting a tree
And I hope there is a fairy who waters it for me
If we all die tomorrow then I'm pissing outside
Yeah there's this bush I've had my eye on for a really long time

If we all die tomorrow I never told you were great
And now it's a bit too late
But everything was lovelier with you
L-l-l-l-lovelier with you
L-l-l-l-lovelier with you
L-l-l-l-lovelier with you
L-l-l-l-lovelier with you

If we all die tomorrow then I'm dressing up
Like that episode of friends where Joey wears all his stuff
If we all die tomorrow then I'm starting a rumour
And I'm wondering why I haven't done all of this sooner

If we all die tomorrow
If we all die tomorrow
If we all die tomorrow
If we all die tomorrow
If we all die tomorrow
With you