Train Enthusiast Enthusiast

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I would happily scroll through a thousand cats
Just to see you there by some random old tracks
I would mindlessly dive down the deep rabbit hole
Just to stumble across your beautiful
Face so pure all the angels can rest
And I simply can't imagine you having sex
Oh no I shouldn't have planted that thought in my head

But if I drove a train (if I drove a train)
And I happened to pass you by (pass you by)
Boy I would toot
All the tones
Just for you
And I would almost certainly lose my job as the train driver

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I often lie in my bed
Thoughts of your fashion sense
And how you even look good
With a camera on your head
Never thought wheels whizzing by
Could be so emotive
Watching someone
Watch a locomotive
So pure like untrodden snow
Trainspotting but with a cherubic glow
To be honest with you though
I don't really care about trains

But if I drove a train (if I drove a train)
And I happened to pass you by (pass you by)
Boy I would toot
All the tones
Just for you
Oh you might think me rash but I'm a train enthusiast enthusiast

Toot toot
Toot toot toot toot toot toot toot
Toot toot
Toot toot toot

Dick Mabbutt, Class 43's
The limit of my expertise
DRS, HST's
I only know the name of these because of you

But if I drove a train (if I drove a train)
And I happened to pass you by (pass you by)
Boy I would toot
All the tones
Just for you

One day I'll find something that makes my life go flash
But for now I'm a train enthusiast enthusiast