Suck My Balls
(专辑: A Very Rucka Christmas - 2010)
Howdy there, faggots! It's me, Toby Queef Everybody wanna hear a
story? Grab your fifth of Beethoven, or yer moonshine with a
little bit o' eggnog in there for good luck, And listen up. The
following was all said by Jesus Christ at some point: I
was driving down the
street When the
police came to me And they pulled to me to the
curb, and said "Can I
see ID?" And I
said, No, Sir, fuck you Your probably a
Jew So deck the
halls and suck my balls, Let's a
smoke a
blunt or two Orrr, you could... Suck my balls Suck my balls Police all to have AIDS (Hey) Got 'em one day from a
bathhouse gang in Southeastern LA (Yay) Suck my balls Suck my Balls Police all have AIDS (Hey) So I
hit the
gas, and I
crushed his ass, and then I
got away. So I
drove down to the
park, To hunt right after dark. And I
saw some hippies dancing So I
shot one in the
heart. And his friend said, "Oh shit, you fucking killed him, man!" Then I
made him eat his frisbee, and he thre up in his hand. And I
made him... Suck my balls Suck my balls Hippies all have AIDS (Hey) Got 'em one time from the
butt sex vine on a
vacation in Spain (Hey) Suck my balls Suck my balls Hippies all have AIDS (Hey) They smoke their crack, and shoot their smack, and smell like shit all day. Went to the
tittie bar 'Cause it wasn't too far Saw a
big tittie bitch with a
bush so big, one day she'll be a
star She likes Twinkies in her G-String, or maybe a
Hershey bar Tonight, we gon' cow tipping in the
fucking tittie bar (Yeehaa) Suck my balls Suck my balls Fat bitches love cake. I
love to fuck fat bitches, like Catholics like to rape (Hey) Suck my balls Suck my balls Fat bitches love cake. And if you stole this album, Rucka thinks your fucking gay WHAT...POWDER! Powder? You know, cocaine? YEE-HAW!