Osama Bin Found
(专辑: Probably Racist - 2011)
Story We now return to "Celebrity Apprentehh" Donald Trump Impression Now Lil' Jon, why do you think your team lost? Lil' Jon WHO WHAT!!!! Donald Trump Impression You're supposed to be this great rapper How'd you lose a
rap battle with the
deaf bitch? CBS News We interrupt your program for a
special word from the
President of America Obama Impression My fellow Americans I
have, uh, some shit to tell you I
know one president getting some anal from Michelle Bitch, I
got him Saw bin Laden out in Pakistan, and shot him in the
dome And told him there you go I
got him, yo We solved a
fucking problem, Joe? Let's break out the
Hennessy Everybody, smack a
bitch around from here to Tennessee Now let us see which Dirka Dirka wants another round with me I
thought I
told you crackers, you don't wanna fuck around with me Osama bin Laden Ay, bro, recognize me? I
look like the
Durrky selling you a
Slurpee So much noise about me Everybody judge me No one ever loves me They say, that I'm dead They don't even know I
work at liquor store They test my DNA Science Man 1
This says, "Kareem Abdul Jabbar" Science Man 2
Yeah, that's him! Osama Impression I
drive a
cab in New York I
did 9/11 I
fight for Jihad Al Quaeda give me discount card Obama Impression Bitch please, b-b-bitch please Get off your fucking camel Get your fucking sandals Taking, we're t-t-taking All your fucking countries From you fucking monkeys Osama Impression Bro, I'm from Africa I
come from Baghdad The
Jews took my cologne I
smell like a
dog News Man Impression Mr. President, who should we blow up next? Obama Impression Well, I
know Prince William He living like a
king He don't do shit he just sit, and get shit for free How the
hell are you gonna let him pay his wedding with the
money he took from you Mother fucker, let him pay for it What a
bunch of pale, cross-bred, yeah, they all FAIL One of them is dead, and the
others should be all in jail Oh, Prince Charles, living large, but your mom in charge Fuck you, William, and tell the
Queen to slob all on my knob! Queen Impression We're all living like kings Raping all the
peasants Taking all their presents So much nice things We could have it all We take it from the
poor Prince William Hee-hee Queen Impression They say we're inbred I
gotta fuck me cousin, take a
look at London They mad, they want bread But they can eat me ass poop Prince William AHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAAA! Obama Impression Bitch please, b-b-bitch please Take off the
fucking crown and Blow your fucking man, bitch Hey Queen, H-H-Hey Queen Get off the
fucking horse and Make me a
fucking sandwich Osama Impression Bro, fuck you William and fuck your fat whore Bitch, you can suck my balls I
fuck you by force Donald Trump Impression Hello my name is Donnie Trump I
make a
billion every time I
take a
dump I
don't need to win the
White House, I'll just buy it I
bought the
Taliban and told Osama that he's fired Now Imma smart guy, what the
hell's this royal wedding? I
bought the
palace and I'll move in when I'm fucking ready So when you see the
Prince of England stare and point and say Ey, you got some free shit, bozo! All Lawyer You got some free shit Donald Trump Saying Got some free shit Free shit IT'S FREE SHIT! Donald Trump Impression Bitch please, b-b-bitch please Get all your fucking boys and Watch my fucking show, yeah Taking, we're ta-a-aking All your fucking oil Yeah bitch, O'Doyle rules! Osama Impression Bro, I'm from Africa Don't fuck with my bros My crew's from Mexico I
blow myself up Obama Impression My fellow Americans Today Osama bin Laden was found at a
7-Eleven in Pakistan, Ohio. I
greeted him there myself with a
birthday card as I
haven't seen him in over ten years. I
asked him to come to my daughter's birthday party. He declined, so I
shot him in the
face....Myself! We can all rest assured that Michelle will be giving me a
blow job tonight...with her mouth this time. Obama Impression Am I
really the
first black man that has to convince people I
killed somebody? Michelle, what's that smell?