We're All Asian
(专辑: Probably Racist - 2011)
Oh, herro My name is DJ Not Nice I'm here to end the
hate, and bring peace between all the
Asian race I
mean Korean and Chinese? We're all really the
same. I
mean, we look the
same right? We eat with chopstick? My eyes look like, I'm mad 'cause someone stole my eggroll I'm sad, 'cause my dad, died fighting for his country's butthole He told me, "Son, who cares what color is your skin? We're all Asian. Some guyslook like Asians, but they're just Mexicans" Oh, okay! I
pray that one day, the
whole world will be oriental I
play video games, I
finally beat the
second level Stand in the
center, and jump on the
bosses head, and now he's dead Oh very good, let's play again! The
Filipino race, and the
Chinese can all be friends 'Cause we're all Asian Fuck whoever's not When China gets the
bomb, the
whole world's eyes will be slanted like ours 'Cause if you're not Asian, suck my yellow cock Oh, let's watch some BBC news Oh, they're talking about me! Cool! The
kids, in Bournemouth made fun of someone 'cause he's Asian The
principal said, "DJ Not Nice is probably racist" Oh thanks, you're probably gay with AIDS You know Confucius say, If the
shoe fits, steal it from Payless and give it to your kids, for Christmas Herro, herro Come in my store Thank you come again I
would like white and black people, if they were Asian So when your teacher shows, my videos to your special ed class, please no one laugh The
Fillipino race (The Fillipine is a
place) knows much more things, than the
Jews and gays So if you go on vacation, don't go near China You must stand outside city wall The
Japanese are fine, and Taiwanese tastes nice But Hawaiians are crossing the
line 'Cause if they're not Asian, they can, suck my little cock I
will ninja kick you in the
nut White people suck, and Jews eat Chinese food too much Black people steal your stuff We will kill everyone but us 'Cause if you're not Asian, then you're, probably white or black, or Puerto Rican, or Iraqi So you see my friends, I
hope you learned something today From the
song that I
sing, and my clear message (Nuclear, hehe) That if you're not Asian (From Beijing) Won't be long 'til you're gone So you can suck on my ding dong 'Cause China's building a
bomb With a
little help from Kim Jung With the
money we made from the
song, Ching Chang Chong I
suggest you get facelift, and take some Kung Fu fight lessons So we might think you're Viet Cong Yeah Ninja