I'm Obama
(专辑: Black Man Of Steal - 2015)
Michelle, can we go bomb dropping? I'm gonna smoke some crack Only got 20 rocks in my pocket I'm Obama, run tell ya mama Bitch, I
want some corn dogs I
walk up into Congress like What up with all this ruckus? I'm the
lead speaker Of the
Big Black Caucus I'm here to give back To all my crackheads and junkies Joe Biden says, "Damn, I'm a
old ass honky!" I'm a
little fucking lazy I
get high with Jay-Z And give myself a
raise Cuz I'm the
one who pays me Happy Reverend Dr. Martin Luther Jr. King Blvd. Street Now let me get a
chicken sammich at the
KFC Shit, but Michelle, it was 99 cents I'm just gonna pocket shit Chicken bits and chocolate chips And anyone that's starting shit Is getting hit with rocket ships I'ma drop a
bomb on anyone that's even talking shit It's politics, you wanna come start the
next apocalypse? I'ma bomb Pakistan, I
was born in Pakistan No, for real, I
used to smoke crack in I'm Blackistan I'm standing round, handing out burritos at the
border Let's keep the
Mexicans away from my daughters You want fucking health care? I'll give you some MichelleCare Brocolli and excercise, several kinds of welfare Hell, I'm still on welfare Food Stamps, bridge cards I
still smoke crack, smack a
bitch and steal cars I
could blow up any country from my cell phone Michelle, wait hold on, where'd Michelle go? I'm gonna choke a
tramp Homie, got 20 glocks in my pocket All your mamas working for Obama On the
White House street corner I'm gonna smoke a
pack Only got a
couple fried chicken buckets Me, Michelle and Hillary and Palin It's a
fucking foursome What you know about fighting against evil? What you know abut bombing countries full of brown people? I
did it, I
shot Bin Laden like a
damn peasant One man's nigga is another man's president I
was born in Chicago, that's a
village in Africa All we had to eat was dog shit with paprika I'm illuminati, you could find me on the
dollar bill I
cut through lines at Disney rides And at the
cider mill Playing with Nancy Reagan's granny panties In the
Oval Office getting my cock sucked, muthafucka I'm wearing Abe Lincoln's top hat, muthafucka I'm smoking JFK's crack rocks, muthafucka They be like, "All of these kids are pretty dumb" I'm like "Yo, how about them broke ass teachers?" Kids are dumb fucks, and teachers want money So let's give teachers money, and maybe they'll wanna teach I
call that a
plain common sense solution I
smoke crack with a
rolled up Constitution I
hate America! First chance I
get You can bet that I'ma give this place Back to the
Cherokas If you cross your eyes at Osama bin Laden It sorta kinda looks like Obama Biden I'ma Muslim, praise Osama And I
did 9/11, it was a
mistake One I'm not proud of How could I
have known you'd elect me president? I
look like a
Taliban marathon runner This is awkward I'm gonna bomb Iraq Before they try to build a
nuclear rocket Achmadina, daba duba dilla Bitch I'm coming for ya I
smoke the
baddest dro I
stole a
Camaro I
boned the
fattest ho From that bus stop down the
road I
drop the
baddest bombs I
was born in Taiwan I
can do what I
want Got them fly ass Nigga drones I'm gonna smoke some crack Only got 20 rocks in my pocket I'm Obama, run tell ya mama Bitch, I
want some pork chops