Ring A Ding Dong
(专辑: Black Man Of Steal - 2015)
I
know how it feels to be left out And that's what being Black is all about Something's always going wrong And that's why I'm rapping this song I
grew up living in the
Hood It was always bad, it was never good I
couldn't even hardly go outside Where we heard gunshots, we had to hide Not like we could have called the
cops They'd beat our asses and plant some Rocks Police never cut us slack If you ask me it's cause we're Black Man, it's hard living in the
streets Ain't never got nothing to drink or eat Lucky if we got some Ramen and Kool-Aid We don't get food stamps till next Tuesday And even If I
had a
little bit of money Somebody would snatch it and take off running No place for me to get a
job Everywhere I
work keep getting robbed I
guess that's why I
started selling Coke Hey! It's better than being broke Dealing on the
corner Day and Night I
can finally afford those shoes I
like Got some hubcaps on my Datsun And I
could get a
haircut whenever I
want one Everybody knew that I'm the
man When I
roll up, you can hear me saying A
ring a
ding dong, I'm number one I'm the
number one pimp living under the
Sun A
ding dong deezy we's 'bout to get busy Got a
gun and I'm red hot, ready to run A
boom shaka lac, I'm on the
clock Gonna dance and sing and swing a
little bit of Rock I'm hippidy hopping 'till the
day is done I
don't rap for the
money, I
just wanna have fun One day I
was sitting out With my boy Eggnog, just chilling out Talking 'bout stuff like Basketball When his phone started ringing, he was getting a
call He hung up the
phone and said yo, there's trouble I
said well, I'm down to bust a
cap or a
couple We got up to leave when a
car pulled up A
four-seat convertible ride with five sluts One of them ladies was looking real fine With big ol' titties and a
round behind I
told Eggnog yo, that one's mine He said Rucka! You out your mind?! I
said what's wrong? Look she flirting Yeah but the
only problem is SHE DIRTY Ali, don't bone her! I
don't give a
shit if ya got a
bo-ner! And that's when things got kinda heavy Cause all them girls pulled out a
Machete They started to shoot Eggnog and me We got the
feeling it was time to leave We ran off and said well, that was fun I
don't know 'bout you but let's smoke a
blunt We got real high, it felt real good Cause it was just another day in the
Hood A
ring a
ding dong, I'm number one I'm the
number one pimp living under the
Sun A
ding dong deezy we's 'bout to get busy Got a
gun and I'm red hot, ready to run A
boom shaka lac, I'm on the
clock Gonna dance and sing and swing a
little bit of Rock I'm hippidy hopping 'till the
day is done I
don't rap for the
money, I
just wanna have fun A
ring a
ding dong, I'm number one I'm the
number one pimp living under the
Sun A
ding dong deezy we's 'bout to get busy Got a
gun and I'm red hot, ready to run A
boom shaka lac, I'm on the
clock Gonna dance and sing and swing a
little bit of Rock I'm hippidy hopping 'till the
day is done I
don't rap for the
money, I
just wanna have fun Yeah! Hip hop music! All day and all night! You can dance to it Or just move your head! Soon everybody's gonna be Listening to this, man! Even White people! But then it'll go too far And rap will get kinda gay Not that there'll be anything wrong with that Being gay will be pretty much accepted by everyone Except us Black people Kind of ironic, huh?