Everything Is Racist
(专辑: Everything Is Racist - 2016)
Everything is racist Everything is racist according to me Everything is racist In 2017 Everything is bigger when it makes you triggered If you find if offensive, it's micro-aggression It's gotta be censored We'll be safe from the
truth, from bad things We'll be Nazi Germany Everything is racist Everything is racist according to me Everything is racist In 2018 Tres, Dos, Uno. (Ehh?) Have you heard the
truth? I'm tryna escape it Everything's bad, cuz everything's racist. Shirts, Go Fish, strawberry smoothies All the
Blowfish (especially Hootie) Everything you say is insanely racist Every single day the
racism's outrageous You know who needs Sensitivity Training? Every single name in the
Yellow Pages Cats, dogs, felines, bitches, Kool-Aid, Michael Jackson, chicken, chicken, (chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken...) Every word is "nigger" when it makes you triggered If you find it offensive, it's micro-aggression It's gotta be censored We'll be safe from uncomfortable things We'll be Fascist Italy Everything is racist Everything is racist according to me Everything is racist In 2019 Jesus Christ, hyperlinks Birthdays at ice skating rinks Suit & tie, expensive drinks You know what's racist? kitchen sinks iPhone charger Broccoli The
old guy from Monopoly Tex-Mex, a
dog named Rex Any form of human sex Eggs, kegs, legs They're racist Cars, stars, and jars They're racist God, and cod Your mom Is racist Everything you see or think or say is gay And racist I
pledge allegiance to the
fascist Unites States Universities To mute all the
buzzwords that make me sad One day we'll silence them all, and liberty will be flushed down the
toilet Everything is racist Everything is racist according to me Everything is racist In 2020