Mister Glassman
(专辑: Ruin Your Party - 2018)
Lets paint a
picture you're in class The
teacher writes the
notes too fast And there's boy who sits in back Who's too afraid to raise his hand And ask if she can slow it down So nervously he looks around Can't bare to stand out in the
crowd And he's only gotten half the
notes now The
school bell rings And he feels deflated He looks at his hand He should've raised it His biggest fear He should've faced it And now he's lost Inside the
pages He might be there but you'd never notice Got a
lot to say but he's soft spoken He's a
book that just isn't open A
tiny ripple in a
stormy ocean Glassman, Mister Glassman Glassman Mister Glassman! He's really soft spoken You never notice glass unless its broken Mister Glassman! He's really soft spoken You never notice glass unless its broken Mister Glassman A
few years later And now its prom season Mister glass isn't going unless he has a
reason There's a
cutie in his class that he likes a
lot But he's afraid to ask because they've never talked Plus if she says yes what's he gonna do? Doesn't have a
car, dude, he's screwed He doesn't feel cool He's too subdued And he's scared to meet her parents too Boohoo, just another chance he blew Cause theres way too many things going on in his head And he's always in his head thinking too far ahead Could've gone to prom But instead he lays in bed Thinking of all the
things that he left unsaid till he's red Sorry Mister Glass; the
world has a
way But now I'm sure you've heard many people say You miss every opportunity you don't take Don't be shy kid, make your own fate Glassman, Mister Glassman Glassman Mister Glassman! He's really soft spoken You never notice glass unless its broken Mister Glassman! He's really soft spoken You never notice glass unless its broken Mister Glassman Now Mister Glass is older And he's doing just fine Yeah, he made it through high school Even though he was shy He's got a
group of good friends And his future is bright And he still gets sad But he's happy with his life Remember when he didn't ask the
cutie to prom? Well, now he's got a
couple kids And they're calling her mom, man And remember when he couldn't raise his hand in class? Well now he's up on stage in front of fans rapping fast But he still gets scared And he still gets nervous Cause you gotta fear the
waves If you wanna go surfing Nothing is for certain Like does cursive have a
purpose? Was it worth it that you learned it? Probably not I
don't know I
digress But the
point i'm tryna stress Is that we're all just made of glass Even when we're at our best We can break We can split Or disappear or lose our temper Even if you think you're bullet proof I
am glass and so are you Glassman, Mister Glassman Glassman Mister Glassman! He's really soft spoken! You never notice glass unless its broken! Mister Glassman! He's really soft spoken! You never notice glass unless its broken! Its hard to get by when you're feeling so shy You gotta keep on moving just a
step at a
time Mister Glassman He's really soft spoken! You never notice glass unless its broken! Mista' (Mister Glassman) Shooby doo wop Shooby doo way Shooby dooby dooby doo Woppity wop (Mister Glassman) He's really soft spoken! (Mister Glassman) Mister Glassman! (Glassman)