I'm Not Sad
(专辑: Super Cool Tree House - 2021)
I'm not sad, you must be sad Why? who told you I
was I'm depressed I
mean really I'm as sad as you can get But I
will try to do my best and I
will flex Check my fit, it's called 'A Lack of Self-Respect' Now listen to me rap so you can tell me you're impressed I
don't care Well, actually I
do, I'm very sensitive to criticism But you don't need to be concerned, I
don't need a
wake-up call Because my phone is always off, do not disturb Ayy, sometimes I
feel like I
just don't know what to say Yeah, sometimes I
feel like I
just need to walk away Then sometimes I
feel like I'm the
greatest in the
world Maybe some column B
and maybe some from column A
Look, I
lost some weight but then I
found it all again Ooh, I
got that sauce, that bolognese and hollandaise Sneaking back to the
fridge at night, I
feel like Solid Snake Eating over the
sink, 'cause I
don't wanna wash a
plate Nah, I'm doing well And I
am still alive as far as you can tell And I
been eating healthy now, I
made a
change And I
put that on everything like mayonnaise (I do) I
used to wake and bake and hit the
Gatorade But now I
wake and bake and make a
tray of lovely angel cakes (Delicious) I
go to bed early but I
lay awake Anxiety be hitting like some 808s I
should'a gone to uni, why are my teeth so crooked? I
can't finish an album, I
wonder what I'm good at? I
wish I
had a
jet ski, where the
fuck would I
put it? My cat does not respect me, really why the
fuck would it? If life had come with the
booklet I
wouldn't have understood it I
think my brain was baked for too long and I
overcooked it Whoa, I
think I
hit the
nail on the
thumb I
am dumb and my cat was right about me all along (Yeah) I'm not sad, you must be sad Why? who told you I
was ([?]) Well, tell them I'm doing fine Now please leave before I
cry (Yeah) Just a
second Let me take some time, that shit's depressing I
thank you all for being so receptive Yeah, usually I
try to just deflect it Ooh, it's getting heavy round here, huh? Ayy, let's get some bevies round here, huh? (Ayy) Ayy, let's do some hard drugs round here, huh? (Ayy) Yeah, let's give each other hugs round here, huh? Fuck it, let's recommend each other therapists Woo, come on, that shit would be hilarious Let's break some barriers, now could I
keep my jet ski in your storage shed? Asking for a
friend, let's play some Portishead (Woo) Yeah, it's all about the
bags, bags, bags That shit's new to me, everybody got Gucci this and Prada that Or Louis V, spending thousands of dollars on a
bag is pure lunacy But I
will spend a-hundred dollars on the
bag from Uber Eats No wonder I've been sad, sad, sad, what did I
do this week? I
sat around my house all day and beat my dick like UFC I
been writing this album for so long that it's a
eulogy I
feel like I
should prolly go and change my name to 'Who Was He?' Oh Please leave a
message at the
beep 'cause you ain't getting through to me Hmm Five years on an album is way too long, huh? All right, fuck it, the
name of the
next album is Same Old Future I
feel better now, ayy, thanks for listening, man