Funky Christmas

Bobby, they said there ain't gon' be no Christmas this year, so what you gon' do?
Hit it, friend
Huh, hahaha
Funky Christmas
Ha, huh

I don't want no Christmas so don't bring me no damn trees
I don't want no Christmas so you won't be getting no gifts from me
I don't want no Christmas so don't bring me no damn trees
I don't want no Christmas so you won't be getting no gifts from me
I don't want no Christmas so don't bring me no damn trees
I don't want no Christmas so you won't be getting no gifts from me

Silent night, holy night
Drinking that nog, ready to fight
Momma in the kitchen cooking rice
Selling PS5's for half price
[?] is low [?] snow
Tryna get a kiss by the mistletoe
Heaven knows I did seven shows
No Santa Claus, no ho-ho-ho's

I don't want no Christmas so don't bring me no damn trees
I don't want no Christmas so you won't be getting no gifts from me
I don't want no Christmas so don't bring me no damn trees
I don't want no Christmas so you won't be getting no gifts from me
I don't want no Christmas so don't bring me no damn trees
I don't want no Christmas so you won't be getting no gifts from me