If I Hadn't Been Drunk

If I hadn't been drunk
I would'na had that extra drink
I would'na asked the bartender if a 20
Was enough to let me get up and sing
If I hadn't been drunk
I would'na dropped my keys in the snow
Misplaced my purse and my phone
And had to ask if you could walk me home

So here's to them, the gin, the Beam, the Jameson and Blue Moon
Cuz if I hadn't hung with them I mighta never kissed you

If I hadn't been drunk
I would'na stumbled in on a Friday and found the one
Would'na said what's up
Down at the downtown bar and let you go steal my heart
Ain't it funny how our house, two dogs on a couch
All started with a midnight buzz
No, I never woulda known what it meant to fall in love
If I hadn't been drunk

If I hadn't been drunk
I would'na woke up wearing your shirt
Now I'm still rocking it six years later
Damn we lasted way past the hangover
I don't know if it was written in the stars
Or maybe it was Cupid gettin stupid shootin darts
Or some tequila god connecting the dots
From me to you to us

If I hadn't been drunk
I would'na stumbled in on a Friday and found the one
Would'na said what's up
Down at the downtown bar and let you go steal my heart
Ain't it funny how our house, two dogs on a couch
All started with a midnight buzz
No, I never woulda known what it meant to fall in love
If I hadn't been drunk

(If I hadn't been drunk, if I hadn't been drunk, if I hadn't been...)

So here's to them, the gin, the Beam, the Buds and Bloody Marys
'Cause if I hadn't hung with them we wouldn't be getting married

If I hadn't been drunk
I would'na stumbled in on a Friday and found the one
Would'na said what's up
Down at the downtown bar and let you go steal my heart
Ain't it funny how our house, two dogs on a couch
All started with a midnight buzz
No, I never woulda known what it meant to fall in love
If I hadn't been drunk
(If I hadn't been drunk, if I hadn't been drunk, if I hadn't been...)
If I hadn't been drunk
(If I hadn't been drunk, if I hadn't been drunk, if I hadn't been...)
If I hadn't been drunk
If I hadn't been drunk
If I hadn't been drunk