Tour Stories
(专辑: Montezuma's Revenge - 2009)
"We trying to represent real hip hop worldwide We been on this tour damn near two months you know what I'm sayin?" Tour stories, true stories (fellas on the
grind) Tour stories, true stories (fellas on the
grind) Ain't no way to count all the
flights I'm taking Chilling in Australia with them white Jamaicans In Tokyo I
wasn't relaxing when I
smoked They throw the
book at you if they catch you with a
roach International ladies be giving up the
numbers Homie get around like Christopher Columbus And they know I'll be back like Arnold Act carnal soon as I
slam the
car door... That's hard fo' a
lot of brothers but not me You could watch the
Travel Channel probably spot me And I'm very thankful I
ain't gotta be cocky But I'm flyer than a
motherfucker somebody stop me Tour stories, true stories (fellas on the
grind) Tour stories, true stories (fellas on the
grind) (We used to read about this never thought it'd be real Now we all in planes trains and automobiles) Me I
be relaxing though skiing in Jackson Hole Eating baked Alaskan steaming a
bag o' droll Scheming on stacks of dough either it's fast or slow Steadily as we go better react Now you could walk like a
zombie or monster mash While your braindead mommy give me all the
cash Get that fake broad freaking like Nate Dogg singing Without the
grapes or the
eight ball drinking Playboy Bunnies with O' snapping pictures Cause I
got the
gift of gab like Blackalicious And your African princess acting different If you ever disrespect you'll have to get shit checked Tour stories, true stories (fellas on the
grind) Tour stories, true stories (fellas on the
grind) (We used to read about this never thought it'd be real Now we all in planes trains and automobiles) It's pandemonimum when Souls touch down Bus like the
grey goose that shit is home for now Buzzed off the
Grey Goose then the
Patron come out Woods roll way loose and they flowing around And Woods whole day booze when I'm patrolling the
crowd Cause they can hold they booze and fo' sho going put out I
used to stand in they shoes and hope to get out Fools had to pay dues finally broke us some ground Now my toes'll touch ground, where the
seasons is opposite I
done folded some pounds I
done folded some bassam yen From rocking it yeah rocking it And I'm back to rock again that's the
best part about the
shit Tour stories, (fellas on the
grind) true stories (fellas on the
grind) Tour stories, (fellas on the
grind) true stories (fellas on the
grind) (We used to read about this never thought it'd be real Now we all in planes trains and automobiles) Sweet for her cause she made porn Orange Crush broke down and they sore Wow, stay torn Went from transport trans to Astro vans Never had no plans to Sambo man my fam won't flam Freaknik'n passed out in Amsterdam Sugar water got a
mule kick em' back on land Uncle Ron played the
guitar for forty years Said he never been around the
world like us his eyes teared When we took the
learjet before we got our ears wet All across the
hemisphere and we ain't even there yet Clear net to the
Tascam twenty minute set four mics intersect Tours heighten intellect Tour stories, (fellas on the
grind) true stories (fellas on the
grind) Tour stories, (fellas on the
grind) true stories (fellas on the
grind) (We used to read about this never thought it'd be real Now we all in planes trains and automobiles) Tour stories, true stories Tour stories, true stories Tour stories, true stories Tour stories, true stories Tour stories, true stories Tour stories, true stories