Christmas Song
(专辑: Happy Medium - 2011)
Grab the
weed I
got a
story to tell A
couple years ago, It was Christmas night back in my home town Wells The
snow fall, about an inch an hour And on the
road just our pickup truck, snow plows After fulfilling our obligations Me and my man Phil met up to start blazing Around 8
sparked the
back woods, on the
back road, the
wind chill blew the
snow like satchmo I
asked "How was your Christmas?", he said "it sucked." I
asked "Why?", he said,"Man my sister's fucked And if that slut died tonight it wouldn't be enough" I
asked for an explanation he just took another puff He handed it to me, I
told him "Mine wasn't better." "I just got a
couple corny-ass sweaters And my family embarrassed me because apparently getting arrested twice in a
month is worthy of a
parody." Just then, turned onto Bear's Den, saw a
whip with a
woman and a
kid in it, in a
ditch Volkswagen the
color of cocaine With the
front end buried inside a
snow bank Temperatures near zero man, it isn't May No reception out here to call Triple A
It's safe to say if Phil and I
hadn't drove by, this lady and her son could've frozen and died We put the
woods in the
ash tray Stopped the
truck, put the
gloves on, hopped out of the
shit and walked that way We asked if we could help, she said "Oh, thank God, yes." She looked blazed herself.. Her son shivered in the
passenger, wearing a
seat belt, he looked to be about 12 We said "No Prob," The
son said "You're our guardian angels," We laughed and moved the
truck at an angle We hooked the
chains up and put her in drive We had 'em out faster than a
first pitch pop fly It was all thank-yous, and hugging Could've sworn I
smelled Rum on the
breath of the
woman Nonetheless, I
gave her son a
high-five, said bye hopped up in the
truck and drove into the
night Never told anybody about the
good deed of the
two dudes in hoodies Wish the
story ended there I
awoke next morning with the
sun Reflecting off the
snow in the
yard out front I
felt fine in my flannel sheets The
day after a
snow storm tends to bring clarity And a
shit load of shoveling I
was still living in the
home that my mother's in I
pulled the
covers off, I
felt quite alive as I
reached to my phone that I
had on silent Now this was years ago now, but I
recall I
saw 16 texts, 31 missed calls I
knew something was awry.. I
ran downstairs,mom tears in her eyes And a
mouth agape staring at the
TV I
said "What happened?", I
knew something was creepy She just pointed at the
screen I
walked down next to her to see And I
saw it "Two dead in a
drunk driving crash in Wells A
woman, 22, and a
boy age 12 One survivor was in critical condition," It was the
mother of the
boy,they think she had been drinking The
scene on the
screen looked grimy A
white Jetta bisected by a
pine tree In the
background a
green jeep flipped I
put my hand to my mouth and said "Jesus"... As I
recognized the
sugar loaf sticker On the
back of the
jeep that belonged to Phil's sister The
whole scene flashed blue and red lights Illuminating Christmas night My heart sunk like a
plane with no wings because I
understood the
whole thing.. My heart sunk like a
plane with no wings.. broken I
mean, what if we had left them in that ditch? What if we never burn cruised and we were good kids? What if Phil was a
bad dude like everybody thought Because he sold pot And we never even stopped to help them? What if I
had questioned that mom? What if Phil's sister and that boy weren't gone? What if that right that we did was a
wrong? And what if? and so on and on until the
break of dawn.. Just another Christmas song