Radio Edit
(专辑: Good Luck With More Life - 2017)
Oh yeah, oh yeah, this one's for the
kids Oh yeah, oh yeah, so I'm not gonna say shit Or fu-, or any words you can't say kindergarten All my six year-olds here getting started This that one you can play in the
car without having to turn the
swears down You don't need a
radio edit, this is the
radio edit, it's right here now I
am tired of the
fresh beat, banned songs So I
had to make that "bump it in the
van" song Backseat, how you feel, how you feel now? (Woo!) Let's hit Wendy's, hit McDonald's, happy meal now (Woop) We'll get the
toy you want so bad But I
know like in a
month, I'ma be throwing that toy out Man, it's sort of divine Riding 'round with a
six year-old sort-of-a mind Let's watch Frozen for the
hundred-fortieth time And pretend we're still shocked when Hans is a
bad guy (Spoiler alert!) This the
moms' and the
dads' rhymes (Tuck it in the
shirt) Let's sing along in the
Dodge Like your daughter learned every word to Nicki Minaj That she heard on the
radio, way to go This is for the
moms in the
front seat (front seat) Coupons, on her way to buy lunch meat (I see you, mom!) I
know you're at the
park with your daughter nowadays But you still know every word to "Forgot About Dre" Oh yeah, oh yeah, this one's for the
kids Oh yeah, oh yeah, so I'm not gonna say shit Or fu-, or any words you can't say in the
first grade All my two year-olds go, "It's your birthday!" This that one you can play in the
car without having to turn the
swears down You don't need a
radio edit, this is the
radio edit, it's right here now We're not there yet, are we? If you playing Barbies Listening to Barney, we gon' throw a
party 'Til we're scanning Arnies from Cameron to Carly If you're in a
car seat, put your sippy cups in the
air right now Throw the
food on the
floor a
little more, in the
high chair right now Crayons on the
door if you don't care right now I
know sometimes I
spit it explicit Sticker on my CD from all my elicit linguistics I'm trying to fix it, I
guess that is mainly what this is So I
won't say the A
word, the B
word The C
word, the D
word, the E
word, the F
word Eliminate the
guess work so you could drive a
while Couple miles with your hands off the
dial You know I
got your back, mom, if you like rap songs But you don't like when your kid says motherfucker Oh yeah, oh yeah, this one's for the
kids Oh yeah, oh yeah, so I'm not gonna say shit Or fu-, or any words you can't say kindergarten All my six year-olds here getting started This that one you can play in the
car without having to turn the
swears down You don't need a
radio edit, this is the
radio edit, it's right here now I
am tired of the
fresh beat, banned songs (Sorry Twist) So I
had to make that "bump it in the
van" song This that one you can play in the
car without having to turn the
swears down (Turn it up!) You don't need a
radio edit, this is the
radio edit, it's right here now [Jerry:] First grade [Other kid:] Forget it, Jerry! That's my line, not yours Shut up, Kayla. So eat it, get it, Jerry [Jerry:] Shout out to Bridget, shout out to May [Spose:] Shout out to Lily and Daisy and Cal I
be in the
place right now Say, "Ah yeah!" [Everyone:] Ah, yeah! [Spose:] Say, "Ah yeah!" [Everyone:] Ah, yeah! [Spose:] Say, "Bleep!" [Everyone:] Bleep! [Spose:] Say, "Bleep!" [Everyone:] Bleep! Ah, yeah! [Spose:] You don't need a
radio edit, it's right here now [Everyone:] Ah, yeah! [Spose:] Say, "Turkey burgers" [Everyone:] Turkey burgers [Spose:] Get it, Jerry! [Other kid:] Get it, Jerry! And that's mine