Three Minutes

(专辑： Nonperishable - 2020)

I just wanna
You know when you
Hey lady whatchu doing later?
I just got a sitter plus I cleaned the 'frigerator
On the couch or on the porch or on the dryer, on the table
We might need some paper towels for real

Swept the floor, did the dishes, I fixed that drawer in the kitchen
I Clorox wiped the tabletop 'till it glistened
Then I vacuumed the stairs, I shook out the carpet
And I didn't complain when we spent an hour at Target
I'm tryna F-U-C-K
Got the laundry all folded, washed, dried, put away
I'm tryna F and if I'm not mistaken
I know a clean house the proper route to get you naked
So I'm cleaning up the house, raking up the leaves
Plus I washed the pillowcases, comforters, and sheets
So maybe after dinner, I got a babysitter
It could be the best motherfucking three minutes girl
You know you the best of the best, but my... is depressed
So I watch four episodes of Say Yes to the Dress
Nah you keep the remote, let's watch all of your shows
I took the trash out girl, you already know, it's not even trash day

I just wanna
And lady, when you
Hey lady whatchu doing later?
I just got a sitter plus I cleaned the 'frigerator
On the couch or on the porch or on the dryer, on the table
We might need some paper towels for real

Let's have a drink, have a click, not think of parenting things
Look I shaved and didn't even leave the hair in the sink
Should be apparent since I put a ring on it, on your index
If not I'll make it clear like these windows I windexed
I'll free you from stress, our time alone has regressed
Between work and raising kids I know the house is a mess
I'm spring cleaning, you know the meaning is obvious
'Cause cleanliness is godliness and godly what your body is
When you remove the fashion and it's clapping like a audience
Got me waxing off all this linoleum, karate kid
I just cleaned the diaper genie with soap
I moved the couch and look I found the apple TV remote
And look our kids won't die when they're playing with balls
'Cause I finally anchored the bookshelf into the wall
Man I don't know what else to do with the house so clean
And the kids are at my mom's so you know what I mean

I just wanna
I love it when you
Hey lady whatchu doing later?
I just got a sitter plus I cleaned the 'frigerator
On the couch or on the porch or on the dryer, on the table
We gon' need some paper towels for real