The New Pokerap

(专辑： Player Select - 2014)

[Ash Ketchum (Danny Sexbang):]
My name is Ash Ketchum baby!
My life is back on track
But I've been in the hospital
Since Pika shot me in the sack
And I don't know all the new Pokemons

[Brock (Egoraptor):]
Yo bro, I can help you with that

[Ash Ketchum (Danny Sexbang):]
Hey Brock! I'll do all the singing
And you take care of the raps

[Brock (Egoraptor):]
Alright, let's go!
Pikachu, Squirtle, Venasaur, Arcanine
Diglett, Jigglypuff, Muk

[Ash Ketchum (Danny Sexbang):]
Oh, I know these guys!

[Brock (Egoraptor):]
Asscloud, Nippleclamp, Poopypants, Dingledoodle
Ranchbreath, Turkeyburger, Beefhead, Clyde

[Ash Ketchum (Danny Sexbang):]
Woah!

[Brock (Egoraptor):]
Haterade, Bubbledump, Overdraft, Headcheese
Picklefeet, Frontbutt, Softbrick, Commonwhore
Underloaf, Chairwolf, Manateats, Freebase
Nickelback, Lumbersack, Tinyhead, Door

[Ash Ketchum (Danny Sexbang):]
A-are you serious? You're not making those up? Those are real?

[Brock (Egoraptor):]
Haha! You know it bro! Gotta catch em' all!

[Ash Ketchum (Danny Sexbang):]
Well it seems new types of Pokemon are coming out really fast!

[Brock (Egoraptor):]
Oh, there are more

[Ash Ketchum (Danny Sexbang):]
Really? Wait, I'm immediately sorry that I asked

[Brock (Egoraptor):] We've got
Jigglystuff, Adamsapple, Frognut, Waterbottle
Candyass, Tracklighting, Pikadilly, Man
Lamborguineapig, Artstudent, Tinkleburn, Flavorsaver
Trainlick, Coffeemunch, Poodlehat, Dataplan
Wondernug, Telechubby, Ravermouse, Milkstain
Yogafish, Oldperson, Freezeclump, Ponysquirt
Oilyshorts, Dadsweater, Poppasquat, Hairystump
Wetsocks, Shatternut, Noodlearm, Shirt

[Ash Ketchum (Danny Sexbang):]
They're running out of ideas and I can't take any more!

[Brock (Egoraptor):]
Don't worry, there's only a couple left

[Ash Ketchum (Danny Sexbang):]
How many?

[Brock (Egoraptor):]
Uh 300, 064

[Ash Ketchum (Danny Sexbang):]
Nooo

[Brock (Egoraptor):]
Stinkledink, Cuddlydeath, Arguemint, Pillowbite
Drumsolo, ActuallySatan, Weinisfriend, Dinobooty
Xanajew, Clevergirl, Straightuptoilet, Whalesnail
Fiddly-Faddly-Biddly-Baddily-Diddily-Doodily-Hiddily-Hoodily
Snaggletush, Poolboy, Drizzlenips, Spatulander
Thuma Urman, Bunchanugget, Mangorubber, Catdeer
Fuglyrump, Phlegmycough, Whiskertoes, Chocolatefart
Freenburglar, Swordtaint, Monkeychunk, Beer

[Ash Ketchum (Danny Sexbang):]
Fuck it! You know what? I'm going back to the hospital

[3 gun shots]

[Ash Ketchum (Danny Sexbang):]
Ah! My sack, my sweet sweet sack