Mortal Kombat High
(专辑: Player Select - 2014)
[Johnny Cage (Egoraptor):] Hey Welcome to Mortal Kombat High School You're the
new transfer student from Street Fighter High, right? [Ken Masters (Danny Sexbang):] Yeah, I'm Ken I
like wearing red and making friends Yay! [Johnny:] What's up, I'm Johnny Cage Let me show you around I'll introduce you to the
crew And tell you how to get down That hottie doing homework over there is Sonya Blade She's the
most popular girl in our whole entire grade And that's Liu Kang, his kick flip helped the
track team win the
relay race Mileena's sorta sexy, but she's kinda got a
butter face And over there is Raiden, he's the
smartest kid in class And this is Shang Tsung, he'll pull your spine out through your ass [Ken:] What? [Danny Sexbang:] You're in Mortal Kombat High Where the
girls are fly And there's a
pretty good chance you'll die Like a
hundred five percent, baby That's right It's time to test your might So take your best friend and impale him on these spikes [Ken:] Johnny Cage, I
don't know if I'm gonna fit in at this school [Johnny:] Hey, don't worry, Ken The
students here are super chill and cool Scorpion's romantic and he's gentle as a
deer Look, listen to the
new love song he wrote It's called, "Come Here!" [Danny:] La la la la la la la la la [Scorpion (Egoraptor):] Come here! [Ken:] Agh! [Danny:] A
la la la la la la la la la [Scorpion:] Get over here! [Ken:] Ah! [Johnny:] This is Goro, he's a
demon And he really loves to kill He'll pull your nutsack up over your head And roll you down a
hill And Kano, he is criminally insane Oh, by the
way, though If I
say so, I
can make Sub-Zero crush your skull like Play-Doh The
moral is Street Fighter High can't deal with the
fatalities And if you fuck with us, your death is an eventuality You better watch your back, 'cause we will be watching you closely And if you step to us, you know that ass is getting toasty! [Danny:] Yeah-eah-ah! It's prime time for romance Make Kitana your deal She'll decapitate you with the
fans There's a
chance You will not survive this dance There are so many wondrous ways for us to kill your ass [Johnny:] Killed at a
blood transfusion! Donatality! Stabbed while ejaculating! Masturbatality! Eating too much pasta! Carbohydratality! I'm having trouble peeing That's a
prostatetality! Killed as you're conceived! Procreatality! ¡Muerte Español! Translatality! Cut by triple axel! Figure skatality! [Ken:] I
like it when a
girl has a
nice personality! Ahem I'll see myself out