I'm A Pimp
(专辑: Still Blowin' - 2010)
[Too $hort] 2010! Short Dawg in the
house My nigga Hayes in the
motherfuckin house [Chorus: Hayes] Cause she don't call by 12 then she don't get to go It's my little secret she don't get to know Got a
bitch on the
side but she gon' get to go To my right is my wife to my left is my hoe I'm a
pimp [Hayes] And I'm slow to stank The
only alternative to that kilo cake Give you the
same rush as when you slangin bricks When the
feds come to town I
rely on my bitch There I
is, runnin with my backup plan My momma said you need somethin to fall back on man And since I
ain't got no GD or college grants I
talk a
chick into sellin pussy right out her pants By choice, I
place it in 'em Like puttin directions in your navi system Like teachin white chicks great dancin rhythm I'm evolvin the
game and enhancin pimpin Here I
go runnin plays like a
coach 10 G's a
night like winnin the
Superbowl 5
G's a
night like winnin the
playoffs There's no need for practice so it's no days off [Chorus] [repeat Chorus first four lines with Too $hort instead] [Too $hort] I
always maintain multiple relationships What I
say to a
bitch I
have her makin chips I
don't prostitute, every woman in my life Got hoes, a
daughter, a
momma and a
wife Like my nigga Hayes, I
know how to send 'em If you check my DNA you'll find a
lot of pimpin I
don't stop winnin, I
keep hot women But the
prettiest hoes, sometimes it's not in 'em Everything I
want I'm gettin it And if my hoes can't get it, my bitch is rich I
got habits, man my life is lavish I'm hooked on money, I'm a
God damn savage Call me daddy, no I
don't drive a
Caddy I
keep it parked in my garage and push the
S-550 I'm the
Too S-H, O-R-T You lil' BITCH! You ain't as hard as me [Chorus] [Hayes] It's no accident I'm puttin on the
risk where the
cash is spent From sittin on the
black with the
glass is tint Feet raised, I
live the
life you imaginin on the
ground, then we above the
sky In our PJ's feelin like a
private eye Codename: Magnum, yeah I'm the
guy that'll have your girlfriend tellin you a
lie And I'm sorry, I
don't mean to do it My prominent specialist says I've seen her do it And I'm so on the
scene and my steam is the
newer Yeah I'm the
shit and that attracts your bitch She can feel it and I
have the
fire I
adjust the
levels while equalizer She know whatever she want we can go buy it Any experiments and we can go try it Horseback and the
skydivin Menage-a-trois and jet-ski ridin Or just chillin while they at my old iceland That's my wife but I
feel that [Chorus] [Too $hort] Shout out to all the
real pimps Where you at mayne? Yeah, we still blowin Where the
weed smokers at? You in the
mix bitch Too $hort Gotta send a
special shoutout to all the
real hookers Get your money bitch! [echoes]