Humble Parody

I'm not conceited
I'm just a genius
Yeah (Yeah, Yeah)

Aye I am king of hip-hop
That's what every hip-hop fan says
And ask the critics
"Who the greatest rapper"
They'll say Kendrick is
Though I'm a Christian and be humble is what the Bible says
With everyone saying I'm great I'm starting to believe this
Plus every rapper in the world besides me sucks
All of them should quit rap and get a job at Starbucks
I'm so much better than them but you don't see me bragging
Wait what you just said is a brag
Yeah but I'm the rap king
When I say I'm great it's not a boast it's just a fact
But still that isn't a very humble way to act
Sorry but you're wrong no one is better than me at
Being humble I am the best in the world at that
You can't measure humbleness!
Oh yes you can there is an easy test
You can tell someone isn't humble if they're standing
But if they're sitting down then that means
That they humble

But Kendrick (Sit down)
I am hurt and I cannot sit (Be humble)
He just learned to stand (Sit down)
But he's just a little kid (Be humble)
Hold up bitch sit down
You're a freakin dick (Be humble)
What Kendrick? (Sit down)
Do you not know what a statue is? (Be humble)
He's lost it (Sit down)
Statue's cannot hear dipshit (Bitch be humble)
What the heck? (Sit down)
No dummy this is a standing desk (Be humble)
Show respect bitch sit down (Be humble)
Time to inspect (Sit down)
I am getting my prostate checked!

How did such a cocky braggart become president?
Someone humble needs to run against him
I'm as humble as a man can be
So what the heck?
I guess it should be me
Mister Lamar what will you do if elected?
For one thing I'll be humble unlike this gigantic dick head
What do you mean?
I'm the most humble person on Earth
This guy's a rapper
You really think he's humble?
That's absurd
Hey I'm humble that's bullshit!
Hey no swearing don't push it!
I'm more humble than Jesus
What? Wow I can't believe this
I'm more humble than Gandhi
What? Give me a break Donny!
I am like Mother Teresa
If she had a penis but
I'm too humble to brag about my huge penis
But believe me
You wish you could see it
Hey what is happening?
He's getting so full of himself
My head's huge
This can't be good for his health!
It's a bubble!

I'm the best (Sit down)
I can tell you're all so impressed (Be humble)
Hair flawless (Sit down)
I'm so handsome rich and so well dressed (Be humble)
And no no no no no no (Bitch sit down)
I'm not racist (Bitch be humble)
I'm the shit (Sit down)
I'm history's best president

Bitch sit down