That's How I Beat Shaq
(专辑: Aaron's Party (Come Get It) - 2000)
And it goes, and it goes And it goes a
little something like this Hit It! Aaron's in the
house Come on Get up get up I
wanna make it bounce Here we go Aaron's in the
house Get up get up Aaron's in the
house Yo guys, check it out Guess what happened to me (Another crazy story, come on AC) I
was hanging at the
court Just playing some ball Working on my game (Yeah, we heard it all) I
heard the
fans screaming I
thought it was for me But then I
saw a
shadow It was 12 foot 3
It was Shaquile O'Neal (What? What did he say?) (How 'bout some one-on-one, do you wanna play?) I
told him why not, I
got some time But when I
beat you real bad Try not to cry (Please Aaron, are you for real?) (One-on-one with Shaquile O'Neal?) Yeah, 34 Centre from the
L.A. Lakers (You must've been nervous) I
knew I
could take him Stared' at Shaq, psyche him out I
said O'Neal, you're in my house now Start the
game the
whistle blows Pay attention close 'cause the
story goes... [CHORUS] It's like boom (boom) I
put it in the
hoop Like slam (slam) I
heard the
crowd screaming out jam (jam) I
swear that I'm telling you the
facts Cuz that's how I
beat Shaq [X2] So check it out I
thought I
had the
lead But then he started scoring mad points on me I
was scoring the
bricks Was he hitting those shots? I
knew that there was a
way that I
could make it stop I
had a
plan, that I
could change the
pace I
said, Yo Shaq you didn't tie your shoelace He looked down, I
stole the
ball I'm taking him to school now, watch me all A
3-pointer, nothing but net Come on Shaq, had enough yet? Down by two, I'm catching up I
guess your getting nervous Cuz you already lost [CHORUS] Dunk after dunk Jam after jam Cheerleaders are cheering Aaron's the
man [X2] Announcers were shocked Couldn't believe it was real (I can't believe a
kid just stuffed O'Neal) One more second, was all that remained I
put the
ball up I
put him in shame I
must admit that it sounds real crazy but the
ball went in Then he cried like a
baby Sorry Shaq, I
should've let you win You're good too And we can still be friends The
fans went nuts They put me on their shoulders Then I
heard a
voice And it sounded like my mother's (Get up for school, you're gonna be late!) Ma, can't you see that I'm playing the
game? (How you could be playing if you're still in bed?) (Are you getting sick, did you hit your head?) Aw, man it was all a
dream I
guess that kinda thing could never happen to me If it was a
dream and it wasn't real How'd I
get a
jersey with the
name O'Neal? Woah... [CHORUS]