No Time To Be Sober

Oh, what day is it? Man...

I'm at my local Winn-Dixie
Feeling kinda risky
'Cause I forgot my surgical mask
And it seems the town is with me
'Cause, man, the looks are shifty
I get from every person I pass (yup, sorry)

I'm just here to stock up on spirits
And get a few things for my home
So please can someone tell me
Why all the toilet paper's gone?

This ain't no time to be sober
This ain't no time to be sober
There's a time and a place
To hide your face
And I've got nothing but time to waste, yeah
Yeah, this ain't no time to be sober

I've had my fill of Zoom meetings
Emotional eatings
Since five o' clock arriving round noon (it's stone time)
And I swear this paranoia
Man, it can destroy ya
Every time I cough, I swear that I'm through

I'm like six feet from my sanity
Just trying to get back
And figure out why Carole Baskin
Fed her husband to that cat (oh, man)

This ain't no time to be sober
This ain't no time to be sober
There's a time and a place
To hide your face
And I've got nothing but time to waste, yeah
This ain't no time to be sober

I used to crack a beer and throw on the CMT
But now I'm sipping vodka with the CDC, and

This ain't no time to be sober
This ain't no time to be sober
This ain't no time to be sober
There's a time and a place
To hide your face
And I've got nothing but time to waste, yeah
This ain't no time to be sober
I do believe we should share cheer
But I'll do mine from over here, and
This ain't no time to be sober
I can't wait till it's over