Best In Show
(专辑: Street Worms - 2018)
Six dogs compete for the
Best of Show title in the
49th annual Texas Dango Brango Club Show! Of the
finalists, five are owned by aliens. The
dogs are chosen as winners in the
show's six different divisions. We've got hounds, we've got working dogs, we got terrier dogs, we got toy dogs, we've got toy-terriers, we got sporting dogs. We got bananas, we got mangoes, we got kiwi fruits. The
show is held at the
fair's agricultural building down in the
agricultural district, of the
agricultural city, you know how as whatever it's called. The
winner is a
six-year-old English setter not the
setter you know as Foul Colonel, but the
setter was shown by his owner, William T. W. Holt-Richman, "The Dangleberry of Virginia". The
setter gets a
kiss of congratulations from his owner and wags his tail! He wags his tail, why? He wags his tail because he is happy! He wags his tail because he knows he is a
winner! He is not a
product of what is expected of a
dog, but he is above that! He has risen he has ascended above the
clouds! He is looking down upon planet earth and urinating in the
mouths of those who thought a
canine would never walk upon the
moon those who doubted the
theory that a
cocker spaniel could break through the
barrier of time and space and time and space and time! He is best in show Best in show Best in show