Like A Surgeon
(专辑: Dare To Be Stupid - 1985)
I
finally made it through med school Somehow I
made it through I'm just an intern I
still make a
mistake or two I
was last in my class Barely passsed at the
institute Now I'm trying to avoid, yah I'm trying to avoid A
malpractise suit Hey, like a
surgeon Cutting for the
very first time Like a
surgeon Organ transplants are my line Better give me all your gause nurse This patient's fading fast Complications have set in Don't know how long he'll last Let me see, that I.V. Here we go time to operate I'll pull his indsides out, pull his insides out And see what he ate Like a
surgeon, hey Cutting for the
very first time Like a
surgeon Here's a
waiver for you to sign Woe, woe, woe It's a
fact I'm a
quack The
disgrace of the
A.M.A. 'Cause my patients die, yah my patients die Before they can pay Like a
surgeon, hey Cutting for the
very first time Like a
surgeon Got your kidneys on my mind Like a
surgeon, ooh like a
surgeon When I
reach inside With my scalpel, and my forceps, and retractors Oh oh, oh oh, woe, oh Ooh baby, yah I
can hear your heartbeat For the
very last time