Virus Alert
(专辑: Straight Outta Lynwood - 2006)
Hey, everyone, listen up, Your attention if you please Really wanna give you a
warning 'Cause I
found out this morning 'Bout a
dangerous, insidious computer virus If you should get an e-mail with the
subject 'stinky cheese' Better not go taking your chances Under no circumstances Should you open it Or else it will Translate your documents into Swahili Make your TV record "Gigli" Neuter your pets, and give your laundry static cling Look out! It's gonna make your computer screen freeze Look out! Erase the
Easter eggs off your DVDs Look out! Erase your hard drive and your backups too And the
hard drive of anyone related to you Virus alert! Delete immediately before someone gets hurt! Forward this message on to everybody Soon, very soon, it will make all the
paint peel off your walls It'll make your keyboard all sticky Give your poodle a
hickey And invest your cash in stock in Euro Disney Then, it will tie up your phone, making crank long-distance calls It'll set your clocks back an hour And start clogging the
shower So just trash it now, or else it will Decide to give you a
permanent wedgie, Legally change your name to "Reggie", Even mess up the
pH balance in your pool Look out! It's gonna melt your face right off your skull Look out! And make your iPod only play Jethro Tull Look out! And tell you knock-knock jokes while you're trying to sleep Look out! And make you physically attracted to sheep Look out! Steal your identity and your credit cards Look out! Buy you a
warehouse full of pink leotards Look out! Then cause a
major rift in time and space And leave a
bunch of Twinkie wrappers all over the
place That's right. It's a
Virus alert! Delete immediately before someone gets hurt! Forward this message on to everybody Virus alert! Delete immediately before someone gets hurt! Forward this message on to everybody Warn all your friends, send this to everybody Tell everyone you know, tell everybody now If you get infected, you'll wish you had never been born So before it e-mails your grandmother all of your porn Turn off your computer and make sure it powers down Drop it in a
forty-three-foot hole in the
ground Bury it completely; rocks and boulders should be fine Then burn all the
clothes you may have worn any time you were on-line! Virus alert! Delete immediately before someone gets hurt! Forward this message on to everybody Virus alert! Delete immediately before someone gets hurt! Forward this message on to everybody Virus alert! Delete immediately before someone gets hurt! Forward this message on to everybody Warn all your friends, send this to everybody Tell everyone you know, tell everybody now What are you waiting for? Just hurry up and forward this to every single person that you know! Hit "Send" right now!