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Ringtone
(专辑: Alpocalypse - 2011)
Once, not very long ago, I
was respected, I
was popular (popular, ooh) But now I
hang my head in shame (ahh, ooh) My life is filled with such regret A
bad mistake I
can't forget And now I'll never be the
same Ringtone Why did I
buy this stupid ringtone? I
just can't imagine now what I
was thinking at all (What was I
thinking?) My friends all stare at me whenever I
get a
call Well, everybody (everybody) Everybody (everybody) Everybody in the
world really hates my ringtone When my phone goes off at work I
look like the
biggest jerk Total strangers wanna slap me around When it's ringing on the
terrace My neighbors get embarrassed They're begging me to move outta town Well, it made my wife so sick She smashed my iPhone with a
brick But I
had it fixed, and now it's just fine It's a
pain, I
sure don't need it And I
probably should delete it But for me that would be crossing the
line 'Cause I
hate to waste a
buck ninety nine Hey, I
paid good money for this... Ringtone Why did I
buy this stupid ringtone? I
just can't imagine now what I
was thinking at all (Really, what was I
thinking?) My friends all stare at me whenever I
get a
call Well, everybody (everybody) Everybody (everybody) Everybody in the
world really hates my ringtone Ringtone Ringtone Ahh, ooh Chinese factory workers (they hate my ringtone) Muslim women in burqas (really hate my ringtone) Starving kids in Angola (they hate my ringtone) Even folks with Ebola (just hate my ringtone) All the
nuns and nannies (all the
welfare mothers) All the
Pakistanis (all the
Wayans brothers) Everyone on the
land, everyone on the
sea Every single person everywhere unanimously Everybody (everybody) Everybody (everybody) Everybody in the
whole wide world really hates my Ringtone... ringtone... ringtone... ringtone... ringtone... ringtone...
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