Handy
(专辑: Mandatory Fun - 2014)
[Verse 1:] First things first, I'm a
craftsman (craftsman) Remodelling is my only passion (it's my passion) And I'm the
greatest in the
business Want referrals, yo My clientèle will bear you witness (right, right) I
can help when your door jamb sticks (heh?) There is nothing in the
world I
can't fix (yeah) I
do tiles, I
do stone, I
do bricks Call me, I'll come rushing over with my bag of tricks (bag of tricks) Where you go when your disposal is rusted (rusted) Termite problem making you disgusted (yuck) When your front window is busted (hey hey hey) Just one name that's always trusted [Chorus:] I'm so handy, you already know I'll fix your plumbing when your toilets over flow I'm so handy, I'll bring you up to code When your dishwasher's about to explode [Verse 2:] Now you see that your furnace is needing some service I'm fully bonded, no need to be nervous Perhaps you would like a
new counter Formica Maybe I'll hook up this here combo washer dryer But all your pipes are antique Your water pressure's too weak You got an attic full of dry rot cause your roof sprung a
leak Your fridge is starting to reek Your hardwood floors really squeak But don't you worry I'll just show you my amazing technique Now let me glue that, glue that and screw that, screw that Any random chore you got, well I
can do that, do that Or maybe I'll just rewire your house for fun I
got 99 problems but a
switch ain't one [Chorus:] I'm so handy, everyone said so I'll grout your bathroom, resurface your patio I'm so handy, I'm the
guy to know When your leaf blower doesn't blow-oh-oh-oh [Bridge:] Patch the
drywall, clean your gutters and mow the
lawn Make that phone call, I'll install anything you want Yeah, check my big staple gun, my socket wrenches are second to none I
won't quit 'til I'm done, don't even care if I
hammer my thumb (OW!) [Verse 3:] Still rocking my screwdriver Got the
whole world thinking I'm MacGyver Your heating bills are shocking I
can solve that with some duct tape and some caulking Your house is a
disaster, huh? Need a
guy whose a
master with the
plaster, huh? Let me be your stripper Taking off lacquer, no one does it quicker [Chorus:] I'm so handy, you already know I'll beat all price quotes, my hourly rates are low I'm so handy, you should call this pro I'm in the
phone book and se habla Español