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Uno Reverse
You ever play Uno? And you put down the
reverse card? And you wish you could do that in real life? Bam! Uno reverse card Alright, alright, le-let me explain the
rules here If I
lay this card down I
can flip any situation around Okay, so, one night I
was getting pulled over by the
po-po Looked into the
rear mirror, saw the
deputy He asked if I
knew why I
was in trouble Sir, I
ain't Obi-Wan Kenobi, I
ain't got telepathy He asked if I
was drinking, he started giving orders "Say the
alphabet backwards" I
can't say it forwards! "Son, you fit the
description of a
neighborhood prowler So I'm taking you to jail, have fun in the
showers" (Nope) Bam! Uno reverse card I'm placing you under arrest for the
worst charge Now, I'm taking you to county in your squad car On the
way, I
do a
couple donuts in your front yard I'ma take your paycheck and buy some fireworks The
illegal kind that they smuggled in from Mexico Turn the
siren on, run some red lights Maybe hit a
fruit stand Sorry, I
was texting bro! Bam! Uno reverse card I
lost the
keys to these cops, that's the
worst part If I
lay this card down I
can flip any situation around It goes bam! Uno reverse card I
just hit a
flowerpot in the
church yard If I
lay this card down I
can flip any situation around Alright, here's what happened I
was at a
job interview at Applebee's I
was so broke, it was probably my worst year With the
manager, she smelled like Vaseline And had an attitude, she said "Why do you wanna work here?" "I eat cheerios with tap water, I'm so broke I
need money desperately" is what came to my head "I wanna be on the
team, I've always dreamed Of working at Applebee's so much" is what I
really said She said "Will you do whatever's required?" I
said "Absolutely," she said "You're hired" Bam!I hit her with that Uno reverse card You work for me now, lady, and you're fired I
spent the
next couple hours eating spinach artichoke dip In the
back office with my door closed Then I
kicked it with the
dishwasher We slacked off, smashed plates, and we broke a
bunch of soup bowls Bam! Uno reverse card I'm just living man, I
don't wanna work hard If I
lay this card down (Ay) I
can flip any situation around It goes bam! Uno reverse card I
just coast through life on my surfboard If I
lay this card down (Uh-huh) I
can flip any situation around Hi, Mom, I'm finally on TV! I'm a
guest on the
Maury Povich Show And nobody in the
audience likes me Kinda sucks, but they don't know me though See, my ex is here and she told everybody I'm the
baby daddy and she wants every dollar So imagine my surprise when Maury opened up the
envelope and said "You are... the
father!" Bam! I
ain't gotta say it, you know what the
words are Sorry, Maury, that kid is yours Good luck paying that child support (Bam)
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