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Date Myself
You ever feel like you're dating the
same type of person over and over again? She said she's not into me (Nope) She said we ain't go no chemistry (What?) She said that she's already sick of me (Aw) Oh, well, well, well, well, well, well I'm getting sick and tired of the
first dates I'm doing my best but they go South (Damn!) I
should've never tried in the
first place I
should've just stayed back at my house It feels like a
damn job interview I
gotta impress her with who I
am Plus I
gotta pay for the
dinner too Why does it feel like I
just got scammed? (Aww!) I'm not that impressive, I'm way below average I
live with my grandma, my bank's overdrafted My band's gonna make it, one day it'll happen So, why do I
do it? I
hate all this madness I
feel like I
could be a
perfect mate but it's useless Whenever I
ask for a
second date, they always make excuses Come on She said she's not into me She said we ain't go no chemistry She said that she's already sick of me Oh, well, I'm just gonna date myself I
don't like anyone else I'm just gonna date myself I
don't like anyone else I'm just gonna date myself Dating myself is pretty amazing There's a
lot of things we have similar taste in (Yup) He plays Skyrim and Civilization His favorite bagel, cinnamon raisin (Hey) His jokes are funny, I'm always laughing He dresses nice, we're always matching He's good at rapping, his beats are slapping And plus, he's really attractive (Damn) We like the
same movies (Yeah) We have the
same passions We eat the
same food "I'll have what he's having" I
was just trying to find myself, and now I'm beside myself The
last girl I
was with said "Go fuck yourself" So I
did (Come here!) She said she's not into me (Nope) She said we ain't go no chemistry (Yeah, we do) She said that she's already sick of me (Hey!) Oh, well, I'm just gonna date myself I
don't like anyone else I'm just gonna date myself I
don't like anyone else I'm just gonna date myself I'm getting sick and tired of the
worst dates I'm doing my best but they go South I
should've never tried in the
first place I
should've just stayed back at my house (Aw) And now a
couple of months of gone by I
can't believe we're still dating (Still?) Because now I
can't stand the
guy I
think I'm starting to hate him He's not that impressive, he's way below average He lives with his grandma, his bank's overdrafted His band really sucks, he'll never make it He's not that attractive, especially when naked (Dude) I'm breaking up with him, I'm kicking him out The
issue with that is that he lives in my house (Hey!) The
more that I'm with him, the
more that I
see The
problem ain't him, the
problem is me (Huh?) He said I'm not into me (No) He said we ain't go no chemistry (We don't) He said that I'm already sick of me (Go away) Oh, well, I'm not gonna date myself I
want someone else (Someone else) I
don't wanna date myself (Date myself) I
want someone else (Anyone but me) I
don't wanna date myself (No!) And so it turns out he was cheating on me the
whole time With another me, so, yeah
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