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This Is Why I'm Single
All day, every day People always ask me why I'm single Alright, alright, here's the
deal (Woo!) I
don't got good luck with the
women, man I
pull up in my grandma's minivan (Hey!) No hubcaps, one mirror Duct tape through-out the
interior Wheels falling off like a
grocery cart Headlights broke so it's always dark "Oh, I
thought you said it was a
push-to-start" Yeah, you gotta get out and push to start! You might have to pay when I
wine and dine 'Cause my credit card's probably gonna get declined! (My bad...) I
use my sock as a
napkin When I
tell a
joke, I'm the
only one laughing (Ha-ha-ha!) I'm just an awkward dude I
stand too close when I
talk to you And when the
waiter says: "Sir, enjoy your food!" I
say: "Thanks alot, you too!" All day, every day People always ask me why I'm single This is why I'm single I
love it, but I
hate it It's the
worstest and the
greatest When you're single This is why I'm single I
wake up and it's time for lunch A
little kool-aid and some Cap'n Crunch I
got no new matches I
don't know why Honestly, I'm a
really likeable guy! I
got low ambition Afraid of commitment I
never listen My mind is drifting My cat went missing! (Meow!) Turns out he was in my kitchen Underneath the
pile of dishes (Oh there you are!) My bedroom doesn't have much decor There's a
sheet hanging up Where there should be a
door I
got a
warn-out mattress on a
Hard-wood floor Every morning I
wake up And my back is sore! (Damn!) My Tinder profile is not a
flex My main picture is of me and my ex But hey, being single is not that bad! I
do what I
want, and it saves me cash! All day, every day People always ask me why I'm single This is why I'm single I
love it, but I
hate it It's the
worstest and the
greatest When you're single This is why I'm single Ha-ha! If you're here by yourself tonight Huh! Hold your own hand! Ha-ha! If you love that feeling of Independence mixed with That feeling of soul-crushing loneliness Make some noise! I'm single 'cause I
squawk like a
chicken (Bawk) I'm single 'cause I
can't make decisions I'm single 'cause I'm awkward as hell 'Cause I
eat Taco Bell Like I'm paid by the
minute I
want to talk about my ex On the
first date (Again?) I
order lots of food but I
never pay Then I
get the
guy to spill out all his fantasies But I
never tell him anything about me Nuh-nuh! I
can't remember people's names So I
say: "Hey buddy!" I
laugh at random times, when nothing's even funny I
Venmo request people using exact change I
sing in public like the
world is my stage All day, every day People always ask me why I'm single (People always ask me why!) This is why I'm single I
love it, but I
hate it It's the
worstest and the
bestest when you're single This is why I'm single
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