Liquid Courage
(专辑: B Is for Beer: The Musical - 2018)
[College guy:] I
am twenty-five, single, anti-social And just a
touch neurotic when it comes to meeting women I
don't know what to do Tonight I'm determined to have a
conversation I'm so sick of all this loneliness and sexual frustration I'm gonna talk to her now But I
don't know how Why am I
so full of fear? I
guess I'll have another beer Gimme some of that liquid courage If I'm gonna chase her, gotta get a
little braver Some liquid courage Add a
little zip, put some swagger in my step Some liquid courage Coming out swinging, everybody hear me singing now I'm the
one to beat, I'm the
one to beat [Soldier:] I
am a
soldier trained at Fort Benning I
originally joined because they said they'd pay for college I
did not think it through Tonight I'm expected to rejoin my regiment And march into the
night to fight some arbitrary battle In this stupid bloody war that will benefit nobody Except the
rich and powerful and maybe not even them Do I
slip off this bar stool and swim across that river Make a
run for it... before they find out I
blew? What am I
gonna do? [Together:] Gimme some of that liquid courage If I'm gonna chase it, gotta get a
little braver Some liquid courage Add a
little zip, put some swagger in my step Some liquid courage Coming out swinging, everybody hear me singing now I'm the
one to beat, I'm the
one to beat Now I'm the
one to beat, I'm the
one to beat (Liquid courage) Struggling with my decision (Liquid courage) Lower all my inhibitions (Liquid courage) Get myself some extra ammunition (Liquid courage) Fortify my disposition And if I'm wrong? And if I'm wrong? If it's something I
should not have done? Gimme some of that liquid courage If I'm gonna chase it, gotta get a
little braver Some liquid courage Add a
little zip, put some swagger in my step Some liquid courage Coming out swinging, everybody hear me singing now I'm the
one to beat, I'm the
one to beat Now I'm the
one to beat, I'm the
one to beat Now I'm the
one to beat, I'm the
one to beat One more beer and I'm the
one to beat