No Homo Phone Call

(专辑： Freebasing With Kevin Bacon - 2012)

[Phone Rings Twice]
Hello?
What's cracking man?
Shit man, what's going on man?
Chilling, chilling
Yeah man, shit how'd that shit go the other day man?
What that movie?
Yeah, man
Yo, that shit was a good ass movie, man
Yo man, hey, have you seen Brad Pitt lately?
Nah I think the last shit I seen from him was uh...
Shit what was it?
Uh...
Inglorious Bastards
Brad Pitt looking good as a mo' fucker man, no homo
Huh?
Nah, I-I'm saying no homo, you know but h he looks good anyways whatever
Yeah, man, shit
So what you getting into?
Shit man, probly hitting the club get on these bitches nigga, you know what I'm talking 'bout?
Shit!
I feel you man, I feel you
Yo, remember the, uh, other day when we were over at Visions?
Yeah, yeah, that shit was jumping man them hoes was crazy, boy
Yo remember that dude with his shirt off and shit?
That mo' fucker looked good as a mo' fucker too
I mean no homo, of course
Huh?
I mean you know what I'm saying no hom man, whatever
Shit
Shit, where your girl at?
Shit man, she outta town, you know how that go, nigga, shit; hey I'm finna get on these bitches now, nigga, shit
Oh, word, I was gonna say, yo me and a couple of the fellas man we...
We was winding to come through man, chill, you know?
I got this new lotion, do some, uh, shoulder massages, you know?
Some deep tissue massages?
Hold on, ooh, ooh!
I mean no homo of course man, no homo, bro
Anyways wha whatever man it it's all good
Uh-uh, fuck that man, shit nah
Hey you sti you still into, uh, football?
Oh, fuck yeah nigga, Falcons all day, nigga, shit
Falcons?
Shit!
Hell yeah nigga!
Yeah
Hey you seen that picture of Brett Farve's dick?
Uh, nah, nigga, shit, what?
Nah, me You know what I'm saying that di his dick was...
I mean you know hey, the man's packing, no homo, but you know what I'm saying
You feel me?
Nah, nigga, I don't feel you at all on that
Nah, like I was looking
It was there, I mean I was like, it's there
I can't help but look at it...
No homo, definitely no homo
Yeah, you fucked up
Anyways whatever, man shit
Let's get off here
Yeah, man shit
Ah, hey man, lemme uh..
Shit I think I'mma hit you back man
Shit, uh...
Hey man?
Whassup man?
Hey, how you feeling lately man?
Shit, I'm...
I'm cool man, I'm just...
You know...
Just tryna find some pussy, and dude you know
I feel you man, but you know anytime you wanna talk man, we can get together, you know?
One-on-one, girls away, you know, me and you?
We can hang out a lil' bit, you feel me?
Uh...
Just, you know we gotta bond a little bit, get closer, you feel me?
No homo involved du you know?
Lemme hit you back, man shit
Hey, my momma called, man, ok, I gotta go, man
[?]
A'ight, I'll holler at you