Hooker Jon
(专辑: Sing In A World That's Falling Apart - 2020)
You come up from the
tub all wild, look like a
four-eyed pig from Australia You're like a
wine-soaked varicose genitalia You'll be a
sloth-like crook who likes to fail to Preservear Give me a
boat, Bermuda tricycle and I'll disappear Watch what you say 'cause we'll leave you In the
woods near the
horse And we'll leave you there naked And let nature takes its course Hooker, you think that I'm a
Jon As I'm moving on Jon, Jon, you think that I'm a
hooker And you're tryna book her Everybody's wrong About what turns me on He thinks that I'm a
hooker She thinks that I'm a
Jon Okay... I've been driving all night and day, just tryna find Route 66 All I
found was a
couple teenage boys tryna sell their dicks Ate four-thousand four-hundred forty-eight Flintstones kids to get my fix We can dock our four skins and get a
real viscous mix When my first son turns seven I'm gonna give him LSD and see what he says Then I'll toss him to his mama And let him suck on some breasts Hooker, you think that I'm a
Jon As I'm moving on Jon, Jon, you think that I'm a
hooker And you're tryna book her Everybody's wrong About what turns me on He thinks that I'm a
hooker She thinks that I'm a
Jon Okay... You're like a
hoodoo phantom eating oatmeal and rye You're like the
prince of darkness doing patty cakes in the
pig stye You'll be watching reruns of Wheel of Fortune when Apocalypse comes Your brain will be expanding when God's kingdom comes You're like a
retreaded Isaac Newton Who lives in Johnny Appleseed's mind Got a
concussion from an Apple Making pillows in the
nine-to-five grind Hooker, you think that I'm a
Jon As I'm moving on Jon, Jon, you think that I'm a
hooker And you're tryna book her Everybody's wrong About what turns me on He thinks that I'm a
hooker She thinks that I'm a
Jon