Happy Holidays You Bastard

(专辑： Take Off Your Pants And Jacket - 2001)

It's Christmas Eve and I've only wrapped two fucking presents
It's Christmas Eve and I've only wrapped two fucking presents
And I hate, hate, hate your guts,
I hate, hate, hate your guts,
And I'll never talk to you again,
unless your dad will suck me off
I'll never talk to you again
unless your mom will touch my cock
I'll never talk to you again
ejaculate into a sock
I'll never talk to you again,
I'll never talk to you again

It's Labor day and my grandpa just ate seven fucking hotdogs
It's Labor day and my grandpa just ate seven fucking hotdogs
and he shit shit shits his pants.
He's always fucking shitting his pants
And I'll never talk to you again
unless your dad will suck me off
I'll never talk to you again
unless your mom will touch my cock
I'll never talk to you again
ejaculate into a sock
I'll never talk to you again,
I'll never talk to you again